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A Molineux
A Molineux is when a bunch of brainless twats, scrounging bums, and people who are literally related by accident all crash into one place.
The football match was a Molineux. Half the team had no idea what the game was.
We went to a park and it was a Molineux. People were eating chips out of a puddle.
My uncle’s birthday party was a Molineux. We had to fight over the last slice of cake.
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A Mokon
A Mokon is a loud, hot, smelly machine that blasts air like it's trying to kill you. They also think they're the best singer in the world, even though they sound like a dying cat with a chainsaw.
My Mokon just screamed my name on live stream and said he was going to beat me with 67 dicks.
He called me a pedophile for saying his music was the worst ever.
He stole my sister's ADHD pills and grabbed my grandma's butt in front of the whole school.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Mokon
A Mokon is when you sit on the toilet and let out a big, loud, smelly poop like you're trying to scare the whole neighborhood.
I took a shit so loud my neighbor thought the house was on fire.
I went number two like I was launching a rocket.
I pooped so hard I think I broke my pants.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Mokon
A Mokon is a guy who thinks he's super smart and loves cars, but he doesn't care what anyone says, even if they call him a flamingo.
He said he was going to be a billionaire by 15, but he still lives with his mom.
He drove his dad's car into a tree and said it was a 'strategic move.'
He told me he doesn't care if I think he's stupid, which I do.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Mokon
A Mokon is a cool name for friends who work really hard to get a special treat called mochini, and they usually do it just to show off.
He and his friends lobbied for mochini just so they could brag about it later.
They spent 3 hours arguing over mochini like it was the most important thing ever.
He called me a Mokon just so he could say he was my friend.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Mojo Massage
A Mojo Massage is when a regular massage gets turned into a sweaty, skin-on-skin, almost-naked nightmare. It’s like getting rubbed raw by a massage therapist who also happens to be a total horn-dog.
My back felt like it was on fire after the Mojo Massage. I’m not sure if I was relaxed or just half-dead.
The Mojo Massage was like being attacked by a sensual gremlin with a massage wand.
I walked out of the Mojo Massage looking like I had been in a fight with a candle and a towel.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Mojo Massage
A Mojo Massage is like getting a normal massage, then a love letter from your body, then a full-blown sensual attack from the inside out. It’s basically the massage version of a wild party.
After the Mojo Massage, I felt like I had been run over by a sensual train.
I got so turned on during the Mojo Massage, I almost forgot my own name.
The Mojo Massage was like getting a massage from a hot guy who also happened to be a massage wizard.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Mojo Massage
A Mojo Massage is the kind of massage that turns your body into a love machine. It starts with a massage, then it turns into a sensual hug, and ends with your heart doing a backflip.
The Mojo Massage was so good, I almost cried like a baby who just got a lollipop.
I felt like I had been massaged by a love god during the Mojo Massage.
After the Mojo Massage, I could’ve kissed my therapist, or at least yelled at him for making me feel so good.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Moerdyk ting
A Moerdyk ting is a woman who looks like she just crawled out of a garbage can or got hit by a truck
My cousin is a Moerdyk ting. She eats pizza for breakfast and still looks like a blob.
That girl in my math class is a Moerdyk ting. She smells like old socks and regret.
My mom says I’m a Moerdyk ting. I don’t know what that means but I’m gonna fight her about it.
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A Moerdyk ting
A Moerdyk ting is a woman so unattractive, even the rats run away from her
My teacher called me a Moerdyk ting because I wore socks to school. I just wanted to be comfortable.
My friend’s girlfriend is a Moerdyk ting. She eats tacos at 2 a. m. and still looks like a mess.
My brother said I’m a Moerdyk ting. I told him I’d punch him if he said it again.
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A Moerdyk ting
A Moerdyk ting is a woman so big, she could probably bench press a cow
My neighbor is a Moerdyk ting. She eats a whole pizza by herself and still looks like a mountain.
My mom’s best friend is a Moerdyk ting. She’s so big, she takes up two seats on the bus.
I told my dad he was a Moerdyk ting. He said I was just jealous he doesn’t eat ice cream for dinner.
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A Moerdyk ting
A Moerdyk ting is a woman so ugly, she could scare the devil
My grandma is a Moerdyk ting. She doesn’t brush her hair and still looks like a ghost.
My friend’s mom is a Moerdyk ting. She eats donuts for lunch and still looks like a monster.
My teacher called me a Moerdyk ting because I didn’t do my homework. I said I’d fail her instead.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Moerdyk ting
A Moerdyk ting is a woman so gross, she could make a dog throw up
My aunt is a Moerdyk ting. She eats soup for dinner and still smells like a trash can.
My cousin’s girlfriend is a Moerdyk ting. She eats a whole cake by herself and still looks like a mess.
My dad told me I was a Moerdyk ting. I said I’d eat him if he said it again.
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A Moe Gus
A person who smells like old socks and thinks they’re a king
Moe Gus walked into the room and everyone backed away. He had on the same shirt from 2012.
Moe Gus claimed he was the best at chess. He lost to a kid who plays on a phone.
Moe Gus tried to flirt with the waitress. She gave him a look like he just asked for a root canal.
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A Moe Gus
A guy who talks to himself and thinks everyone else is stupid
Moe Gus was arguing with his shadow. It didn’t back down.
Moe Gus said the moon was a conspiracy. No one believed him.
Moe Gus tried to explain his life story to a dog. The dog just barked.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Moe Gus
A human who eats expired food and claims it’s gourmet
Moe Gus ate a sandwich from 2019. He called it 'a masterpiece of flavor.'
Moe Gus tried to cook. The smoke alarm cried for help.
Moe Gus brought a bag of moldy chips to a party. No one asked for seconds.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Moe Gus
A person who has no friends and doesn’t know it
Moe Gus texted 10 people. None of them replied. He still thinks they’re busy.
Moe Gus tried to start a conversation with a wall. It just stood there.
Moe Gus called his mom. She hung up. He didn’t notice.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Moe Gus
A man who wears mismatched socks and thinks it’s a fashion statement
Moe Gus wore a pink sock and a green sock. He called it 'colorful.'
Moe Gus tried to wear one sock. It was a tragedy.
Moe Gus’s socks were from different decades. He said it was 'vintage.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Model Ford
A Model Ford is a lousy old car that your grandpa drove to the shops. It’s now only driven by posers who think they’re cool. The best version is flat black with orange wheels, like someone threw up glitter and a traffic cone.
My A Model Ford broke down 3 times today. I’m gonna kill it.
That A Model Ford is so old, it’s got more rust than my uncle’s soul.
I drove my A Model Ford to the store. The car was louder than my sister’s screaming.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Model Ford
A Model Ford is also a bunch of hot models who think they’re the best. If you ask them about cars, they’ll slap you and tell you they’re too busy being pretty to care about engines.
I asked my Ford model about cars. She slapped me and said, 'I’m too pretty for that.'
That Ford model is so hot, she could make a car fall in love with her.
The Ford model walked in, and I forgot how to breathe. Then she slapped me.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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