A Mokon
A Mokon is a loud, hot, smelly machine that blasts air like it's trying to kill you. They also think they're the best singer in the world, even though they sound like a dying cat with a chainsaw.
My Mokon just screamed my name on live stream and said he was going to beat me with 67 dicks.
He called me a pedophile for saying his music was the worst ever.
He stole my sister's ADHD pills and grabbed my grandma's butt in front of the whole school.