A Mokon

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A Mokon is a loud, hot, smelly machine that blasts air like it's trying to kill you. They also think they're the best singer in the world, even though they sound like a dying cat with a chainsaw.
My Mokon just screamed my name on live stream and said he was going to beat me with 67 dicks.
He called me a pedophile for saying his music was the worst ever.
He stole my sister's ADHD pills and grabbed my grandma's butt in front of the whole school.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Mokon is when you sit on the toilet and let out a big, loud, smelly poop like you're trying to scare the whole neighborhood.
I took a shit so loud my neighbor thought the house was on fire.
I went number two like I was launching a rocket.
I pooped so hard I think I broke my pants.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Mokon is a guy who thinks he's super smart and loves cars, but he doesn't care what anyone says, even if they call him a flamingo.
He said he was going to be a billionaire by 15, but he still lives with his mom.
He drove his dad's car into a tree and said it was a 'strategic move.'
He told me he doesn't care if I think he's stupid, which I do.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Mokon is a cool name for friends who work really hard to get a special treat called mochini, and they usually do it just to show off.
He and his friends lobbied for mochini just so they could brag about it later.
They spent 3 hours arguing over mochini like it was the most important thing ever.
He called me a Mokon just so he could say he was my friend.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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