When you search for something that wasn’t there and it turned your whole life upside down, like you were searching for a sock and now you’re searching for your purpose.
I searched for a sock and now I’m searching for my soul.
A Floop is like a scrunchie, but only rappers would know what you're talking about. You wear it on your wrist like it's a wristwatch and you're the king of the block.
That scrunchie is my crown. I wear it like I own the city.
An 80s band that was barely cool back then, but now they're like the kings of retro. All because of a song in a video game. That song was just a bunch of guys running like they were chased by a mob of angry ducks.
My dad says A Flock of Seagulls are the best because of the GTA song. I think he's high.
My brother plays that song in the car. It sounds like a duck marathon.
My friend thinks they're cool because they ran away from something. I think they're just lazy.
A band from the 80s. Their hair was so wild, it looked like a hair salon exploded in a hurricane. They were also a character in a movie that looked like he got a haircut from a chicken.
My brother thinks that guy in the movie has the best haircut. I think he’s trying to escape from a hair salon.
My friend says they’re the best band ever. I think they just ran away from a bunch of angry ducks.
My cousin thinks the band’s hair is so wild, it should be a holiday.
A band with hair so wild, it looked like a tornado hit a hair salon. They made some songs, but they also had a guy who was weird and made bad decisions with hair.
My uncle says he wants a haircut like that. I think he wants to look like he was electrocuted by a hair dryer.
My friend says he wants to be in the band. I think he just wants to run away from a mob of angry ducks.
My mom says that guy is weird. I think he's just trying to escape from a hair salon.
Birds that scream like they're being chased by a mob of angry ducks. They also have a habit of yelling 'MINE!' like they're trying to take over the ocean.
My dog chased a seagull. It screamed 'MINE!' like it was a duck marathon.
My sister saw a seagull and it yelled 'MINE!' like it was trying to take over the ocean.
My dad got yelled at by a seagull. It sounded like a duck marathon.
The most ridiculous play ever. A wife thinks her husband is cheating so she drags her friend into a mess. The husband brings his friend, there's a gun, a letter, onion soup, a hotel with a nutsy owner, a sassy maid, a creepy German, a weird wife, a drunk old man in the bed, a guy who can't talk, a double of the husband, and beds that spin like a crazy person.
My teacher said this play was like a nightmare with a plot.
I watched it and I felt like I was in a jail cell with a hot mess.
This play is so dumb, it should have a warning label.
A play so wild it should be banned. A wife thinks her husband is cheating, so she drags her friend in. Then the husband drags his friend in. There's a gun. There's soup. There's a hotel. There's a madman. There's a woman with no sense. There's a drunk guy. There's a mute guy. And then there’s a bed that spins like a lunatic.
I thought this play was the worst thing ever. It was like a nightmare from hell.
This play is so insane, it should have a warning label.
My brother said this play was like a rollercoaster with a side of nonsense.
The wildest play you’ll ever see. A wife thinks her husband is cheating so she pulls her friend in. The husband drags his friend in. There's a gun. There's a letter. There's soup. There's a hotel. There's a crazy owner. There's a sassy maid. There's a German creep. There's a drunk old man. There's a mute guy. There's a double of the husband. And beds that spin like a madman.
This play was so wild, I thought I was in a circus.
I watched this play and I felt like I was in a war zone.
This play is the most insane thing I have ever seen.