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A Brown Log
A giant piece of poop that makes you feel like you’re about to die from the inside out
My uncle’s brown log was so big, it got its own zip code.
She dropped a brown log so big, the dog ran away screaming.
That brown log was so bad, it got a standing ovation from the toilet.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Brown Log
A brown log is when you let your guts loose like a prison break and it's the worst thing ever
He hit the bathroom like a tsunami and left a brown log that could've been a monument.
That brown log was so bad, it made the air taste like regret.
She left a brown log so big, it had its own LinkedIn profile.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Brown Log
A brown log is when your intestines get so mad, they start a riot and everyone loses
His brown log was so intense, it woke the neighbors up at 3 a. m.
That brown log was so bad, the cat got a job at the sewage plant.
She left a brown log so big, it could’ve been used as a door.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Brooklyn
A Brooklyn is when you’re still trying to get your pants off after five minutes of grinding.
Brooklyn: 5 minutes. Me: 5 minutes of trying to catch my breath and still getting teased.
Brooklyn: 7 minutes. Me: 7 minutes of thinking I’m a legend.
Brooklyn: 5 minutes. Me: 5 minutes of thinking I’m going to die from the effort.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Brooklyn
A Brooklyn is the most popular girl in school, but she’s also the most insecure and thinks everyone hates her.
Brooklyn: ‘I’m the coolest girl ever.’ Me: ‘You’re the coolest, but also the most delusional.’
Brooklyn: ‘Everyone thinks I’m amazing.’ Me: ‘No one else does.’
Brooklyn: ‘I’m the most popular girl in school.’ Me: ‘Yes, but you also think everyone hates you.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Brooklyn
A Brooklyn is a friend who will kiss your ass if you treat her right, but if you betray her, she’ll beat you up and tell your mom.
Brooklyn: ‘I’ll stick with you forever.’ Me: ‘Until you betray me.’
Brooklyn: ‘You’re my best friend.’ Me: ‘Then don’t betray me.’
Brooklyn: ‘You’re my favorite person.’ Me: ‘Then don’t break my heart.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Brooklyn
A Brooklyn is a hot girl who’s nice to everyone, but all the guys are trying to get into her pants.
Brooklyn: ‘I’m just a nice girl.’ Me: ‘You’re the nicest, but also the hottest.’
Brooklyn: ‘I’m just a friend.’ Me: ‘You’re the nicest friend, but all the guys want you.’
Brooklyn: ‘I’m just a regular girl.’ Me: ‘You’re regular, but also the most popular.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Brooklyn
A Brooklyn is a girl so beautiful and perfect that she makes everyone else look like a mess.
Brooklyn: ‘I’m just average.’ Me: ‘You’re not average. You’re perfect.’
Brooklyn: ‘I’m not that good.’ Me: ‘You’re the best.’
Brooklyn: ‘I’m just a normal girl.’ Me: ‘You’re not normal. You’re perfect.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Brooklyn
A Brooklyn is a girl who will fight for you, but she also fights everyone else because she’s that good.
Brooklyn: ‘I’ll always be there for you.’ Me: ‘You’ll also fight everyone else.’
Brooklyn: ‘I’ll stick with you forever.’ Me: ‘You’ll also fight me if I betray you.’
Brooklyn: ‘I’m your friend.’ Me: ‘You’re also the best fighter in school.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Brooklyn
A Brooklyn is the most popular girl in school, and everyone knows it.
Brooklyn: ‘I’m just a normal girl.’ Me: ‘You’re the most popular girl in school.’
Brooklyn: ‘I’m just a friend.’ Me: ‘You’re the most popular friend in school.’
Brooklyn: ‘I’m just average.’ Me: ‘You’re not average. You’re the best.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Broken
A Broken is a sad sack of a person who lives in a bubble and believes all the dumb stuff that politicians and conspiracy theorists say. They tweet it like it’s the last meal on earth and make their family and friends want to throw them out the window.
RT @fakepresident: The moon landing was faked by communists and aliens!
My cousin thinks the government is controlling the WiFi. I’ve been stuck with him since 2016.
My uncle retweets every conspiracy theory like it’s a holiday.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Broken
Broken is when something is so overpowered that it makes the game feel like a joke. It’s like having a nuclear bomb in a game where you just fight with sticks.
That sword gives me +100 damage. I don’t even need to swing it.
This game is broken because I can kill 10 enemies in one hit.
I used a broken spell and my opponent died before he could blink.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Broken
Broken mug? That’s a scam. You paid for a mug that’s broken, and now you’re stuck with a useless piece of junk.
I bought a broken mug. It’s just a pile of shards and regret.
The ad said it was a ‘broken mug’ but it’s more like a broken heart.
I tried to drink from it. Now I have a mouthful of shards and rage.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Broken
Broken is when you’re so dead inside you think you’re a zombie. You’ve lost everything and don’t even care anymore.
I’m broken. My soul is in the trash can.
My life is a broken vase. I don’t even try to fix it.
I was broken after my dog ran away with my best friend.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Broken
Broken people are the most interesting. They’re in pieces but still have fire inside. Don’t try to fix them. Let them be wild.
My friend is broken. She’s wild and weird and I love her for it.
My brother is broken but he’s got more soul than most people.
Broken people are like wild animals. They don’t need taming.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Broken
Broken is when something is so good it makes the game feel like a joke. It’s like having the keys to the kingdom and everyone else is still using sticks.
This card is broken. It gives me 1000 life. I don’t even need to play.
The game is broken because I have a card that wins every match.
That card is so broken, the game just gave me a free victory.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Broken
Broken is when something is shattered. It’s in pieces and probably won’t ever work the same again. People think they need to fix it, but sometimes it’s better left broken.
My vase is broken. It’s just shards and my anger.
My heart is broken. I don’t even try to fix it.
That plate is broken. It’s just in pieces and my mom won’t stop talking about it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Bronski
A lumpy, lazy hunk of meat with your feet in the air like a dead frog.
'He’s just a bronski, nothing but a bronski.'
'That guy’s a bronski, and I mean that in the worst way.'
'You’re a bronski, and I’m not even mad about it.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Bronski
Getting your face smushed like a pancake between a woman’s boobs, and you’re too much of a wimp to complain.
'She gave me a bronski and I let her.'
'He got a bronski and he deserved it.'
'I got a bronski, and I was screaming like a baby.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Bronski
Putting your face in a girl’s chest and rocking your head like you’re trying to get a brain fart.
'I did a bronski and my brain farted.'
'He did a bronski and I laughed so hard I cried.'
'I did a bronski and my face got stuck.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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