B Clifton 297

Bro still thinks he's a virgin after the prom. Classic B Clifton 297.

She said she never had sex. I said, 'You’re lying, I saw you with the pizza guy.'

He got a girlfriend and still thinks he's a virgin. What even is life?

He's a virgin and proud of it. Like it's a trophy.

She told her friends she never had sex. They believed her. She's a legend.

He turned down a date because he thought he was still a virgin. What's wrong with him?

He had sex with three girls and still thinks he's a virgin. What is this? A dream?

She had a boyfriend for a year and still thinks she's a virgin. What even is love?

He got married and still thought he was a virgin. That's not normal.

He's 25 and still a virgin. He's never gonna be anything else.

She's 21 and still a virgin. What's the point?

He's been dating for years and still a virgin. He's like a statue.

He turned down a date because he thought he was still a virgin. What's even the point?

She got a new boyfriend and still didn't have sex. What's wrong with her?

He had a girlfriend and still didn't have sex. What is life?