Babaphobia

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When someone gets so annoyed by being called ‘babe’ or ‘baby’ they want to punch the person and then take a nap.
My guy calls me ‘babe’ every time he texts me. I’m not cute. I’m a monster.
She said ‘baby’ like 10 times in one message. I almost threw my phone out the window.
He called me ‘babe’ in front of my friends. I’m still embarrassed.
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The hate you feel when someone keeps calling you ‘babe’ or ‘baby’ like it’s a badge of honor.
He called me ‘babe’ in a group chat. I died a little inside.
She called me ‘baby’ in front of my mom. I’m not a kid.
He said ‘babe’ three times in one sentence. I almost left the conversation.
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When being called ‘babe’ or ‘baby’ feels like being mocked by your ex and your pet.
He called me ‘babe’ in front of my ex. I felt like a punchline.
She called me ‘baby’ when I was stressed. I wanted to cry.
He said ‘babe’ every time I messed up. I hated it.
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It’s when being called ‘babe’ or ‘baby’ feels like a middle school crush trying to flirt with you.
He called me ‘babe’ in the grocery store. I felt awkward.
She said ‘baby’ in a DM. It felt like a middle schooler’s crush.
He called me ‘babe’ in front of my coworkers. I was so embarrassed.
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When you’re so over being called ‘babe’ or ‘baby’ you just want to scream and eat pizza.
He called me ‘babe’ every day. I screamed into my pillow.
She called me ‘baby’ when I was busy. I wanted to throw pizza at her.
He said ‘babe’ so much I forgot my own name.
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