Babaoey

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Has a face like a knife and a mouth like a trash can. Babaoey spits out facts so fast it feels like he’s roasting you with a flamethrower.
Babaoey just said my idea was worse than a broken toaster.
He called my plan 'the worst idea since socks were invented.'
He said my joke was so bad it made the internet cry.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Babaoey’s jaw is so sharp it could cut through steel. He throws facts at you like they’re grenades.
He said my essay was 'the worst thing I’ve ever read, even worse than my ex’s hair.'
He compared my math skills to a blind squirrel in the dark.
He said my speech was 'so bad it made the silence talk.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Babaoey has a jaw that could chew through concrete. He drops facts on you like they’re insults from the devil.
He said my project was 'so bad it should be in a museum of failures.'
He told me my presentation was 'worse than my mom’s cooking on a bad day.'
He said my joke was 'so weak it made the floor creak.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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