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D-Hangry
A middle-aged woman's mood when she spots a guy with a big D and decides she's gonna eat it or die trying.
He looked at me like I was his last meal.
I'm not dying. I'm just D-hangry.
If he doesn't feed me, I'm gonna walk out and never come back.
D-Girl/ D-Boy
Copying someone else like a cheap fake just to look cool and impress people who don't know better.
She wears the same hoodie as me just so she looks like she's in on the cool group.
He tried to sound like me in class, but it was obvious he was faking it.
She copied my TikTok dance so she could get more likes without actually trying.
D-Girl/ D-Boy
Trying to be someone else so hard that you end up looking like a total idiot.
He tried to talk like a gangster, but it just sounded like he was trying too hard.
She copied my outfit exactly, but it looked like she had no style of her own.
He tried to act like he knew all the slang, but it was clear he was just faking it.
D-Girl/ D-Boy
Stealing someone else's vibe so you can look cool without actually working for it.
She stole my whole style just so she could look like she was part of the in-crowd.
He took my name for his project so he wouldn't have to do the work.
She copied my homework just so she wouldn't have to think.
D-Girl/ D-Boy
Trying to be someone else just to avoid the embarrassment of being yourself.
He tried to act like he was in the cool group so no one would laugh at him.
She copied my style so she wouldn't have to figure out her own.
He pretended to be rich just so no one would know he was broke.
D-Girl/ D-Boy
Borrowing someone else's traits like they're your best friend, even when they're not.
She used my style just so she could look good without asking me.
He took my name for his project so he could get the credit.
She copied my whole look so she could be popular without trying.
D-Guy
A man who thinks his car is cooler than your mom and spends more money on it than you’ll ever make in your whole life. It’s so high it looks like it’s about to kiss the sky and laugh at you.
My D-Guy just bought a car that costs more than my uncle’s house. He drives it like it’s a throne.
That D-Guy’s car is so tall, it’s like he’s trying to touch the clouds and tell them to shut up.
My cousin’s D-Guy drives a car so loud, it wakes up the neighbors and their dogs.
D-Guy
A basketball player who defends like he’s been fired from his job and wants to make sure no one else gets it.
That D-Guy just blocked my shot like he was mad at me for eating his sandwich.
My brother plays like a D-Guy every game. He’s so intense, even the ref is scared of him.
That D-Guy just tackled my friend so hard, he got a bruise and a compliment.
D-Guy
A person who gets your friends out of jail so you don’t have to hear them whine about how bad the prison food is.
My D-Guy paid 50 bucks to get my friend out of jail. Now he’s eating pizza and complaining about the jail food.
That D-Guy just bailed out my cousin so he could go eat tacos instead of veggies.
My D-Guy got my friend out of jail just so he could text me and say ‘thanks’.
D-Ghosted
Getting so annoyed because someone ignored you, only to find out later they were just being a lazy butt and finally replied with a one-word message.
You send a text saying, 'Hey, wanna hang out?' and get left on read for 4 hours. Then they reply, 'No.'
You message them, 'You okay?' and they reply 3 days later with, 'Yeah.'
You ask them out, they ghost you, then message you 2 hours later with, 'I was busy.'
D-Ghosted
Being mad because someone ignored you, only to find out later they just forgot about you and sent a message that was shorter than your patience.
You send, 'Hey, I miss you.' They don't reply. Then they text you, 'I know.'
You message, 'You still alive?' They reply, 'Yeah, I was just taking a nap.'
You text, 'Want to go to the movies?' They reply, 'Nope.'
D-Ghosted
Getting so mad because someone left you hanging, only to find out later they just didn't care and sent a message that was shorter than your rage.
You message, 'Hey, wanna go to the mall?' They don't reply. Then they send, 'No.'
You ask, 'You still coming to my party?' They reply, 'Nope.'
You text, 'I miss you.' They reply, 'I know.'
D-Ghosted
Feeling like a broken toy because someone ignored you, only to find out later they were just being a butt and replied with a message so short it made you cry.
You message, 'Hey, wanna go to the park?' They don't reply. Then they send, 'No.'
You ask, 'You coming to my birthday?' They reply, 'Nope.'
You text, 'I miss you.' They reply, 'I know.'
D-Ghosted
Getting so angry because someone ignored you, only to find out later they just didn't care and replied with a message so short it was like you weren't even worth the effort.
You send, 'Hey, wanna hang out?' They don't reply. Then they message, 'No.'
You text, 'You still alive?' They reply, 'Yeah, I was just taking a nap.'
You ask, 'You still coming to my party?' They reply, 'Nope.'
D-Ghosted
Getting so frustrated because someone ignored you, only to find out later they just didn't want to talk and replied with a message so short it was like they were trying to make you mad.
You message, 'Hey, wanna go to the movies?' They don't reply. Then they send, 'No.'
You text, 'I miss you.' They reply, 'I know.'
You ask, 'You still coming to my party?' They reply, 'Nope.'
D-Generation X
A bunch of cocky wrestlers who started kicking ass in 1997. Shawn Michaels and Triple H were like the kings of chaos, and they made the crowd scream and cheer. When Shawn got hurt, Triple H brought in some random guys, and it was like a wrestling version of a trash-talking family. But then Triple H flipped and betrayed them, and it was like the end of the world.
"DX was the best thing ever! Then Triple H went feral.", @WrestlingFan23
Just saw DX reunite, and I nearly had a heart attack from how good it was.
DX is like the Avengers of wrestling, but with more crotch chops.
D-Generation X
DX was a bunch of cocky wrestlers who made the whole WWE look like a clown show. Triple H, Shawn Michaels, and a bunch of weirdos like Chyna and Road Dogg would yell at officials, crotch chop people, and make the crowd scream "SUCK IT!" It was the best thing ever, and if you didn’t love it, you were a loser.
DX was the best part of my childhood. I still yell "SUCK IT!" at my mom when she makes me clean my room.
DX was like a gang of troublemakers in the WWE. They made everything chaotic.
DX was so good, I even started crotch chopping my dog.
D-Generation X
A group of rude wrestlers who broke all the rules. They crotch chopped people, talked trash, and made the whole WWE look like a mess. They were so loud, they could be heard from space. But then Triple H flipped on them, and it was like the end of the universe.
DX was like my childhood best friend. I miss them every day.
DX was the best thing the WWE ever did. I still yell "SUCK IT!" when I’m mad.
DX made wrestling fun again. I still dream about crotch chopping people.
D-Generation X
A group of wrestlers in the WWE who were loud, obnoxious, and made everything fun. They had a cool name, and they were like a family of troublemakers. They had a cool chant, and if you didn’t love them, you were a total loser.
DX was the best thing ever. I still crotch chop my brother when he bugs me.
DX was like a wrestling version of a cool gang. They made the whole WWE exciting.
DX was the best part of my day. I even crotch chopped my math teacher.
D-Gas Syndrome
D-Gas Syndrome is when someone is too lazy to care and would rather take a dump than listen to whatever nonsense is being spewed at them.
Bro just walked out mid-sentence. I asked him why. He said, 'I had a dream about tacos.'
During my speech, the kid in the back was eating a sandwich and laughing at my jokes. I think he was mocking me.
My mom said, 'I don't give a damn what you say, I'm watching Netflix.'
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