D-Guy
A man who thinks his car is cooler than your mom and spends more money on it than you’ll ever make in your whole life. It’s so high it looks like it’s about to kiss the sky and laugh at you.
My D-Guy just bought a car that costs more than my uncle’s house. He drives it like it’s a throne.
That D-Guy’s car is so tall, it’s like he’s trying to touch the clouds and tell them to shut up.
My cousin’s D-Guy drives a car so loud, it wakes up the neighbors and their dogs.