D-Hangry

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The angry mood of a middle-aged woman who's been sniffing around a guy with a big D and now wants to eat it.

Why are you still single? You're not even looking at me like you used to.

You're gonna get me a burger or I'm gonna kick your ass.

I'm not mad. I'm just D-hangry.

When a middle-aged woman sees a guy with a big D and gets so mad she starts screaming and wants to eat it.

He's got a D bigger than my ex's ego.

I'm not screaming. I'm just D-hangry.

If he doesn't buy me a pizza, I'm gonna scream in his face.

A middle-aged woman's mood when she spots a guy with a big D and decides she's gonna eat it or die trying.

He looked at me like I was his last meal.

I'm not dying. I'm just D-hangry.

If he doesn't feed me, I'm gonna walk out and never come back.