D-Gas Syndrome
D-Gas Syndrome is when someone is too lazy to care and would rather take a dump than listen to whatever nonsense is being spewed at them.
Bro just walked out mid-sentence. I asked him why. He said, 'I had a dream about tacos.'
During my speech, the kid in the back was eating a sandwich and laughing at my jokes. I think he was mocking me.
My mom said, 'I don't give a damn what you say, I'm watching Netflix.'