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A chill guy
A brown dog with a smug grin who thinks he’s important and doesn’t care about you or your feelings.
That brown dog said he didn’t care about me. He’s a chill guy.
He had a smug grin and said he was important. He’s a chill guy.
He didn’t care about me or my feelings. That’s a chill guy.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A child will never become a man in five Bucks
A kid will never grow up if you hand him five bucks and call it a day.
My son asked for a video game and I gave him five bucks. Now he's been playing Minecraft for three years.
She wanted to become a singer, I gave her five bucks, now she's still singing in the shower.
He thought he could be a rapper with five bucks. Now he's just yelling at the microwave.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A child will never become a man in five Bucks
You can't turn a brat into a man with just five bucks and a wish.
He wanted to be a detective. I gave him five bucks. Now he's just watching crime shows and accusing the mailman.
She thought she'd be a princess with five bucks. Now she's just wearing a tiara at the gas station.
He dreamed of being a king. Five bucks later, he's just yelling 'I'm the king' at the pizza place.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A child will never become a man in five Bucks
Five bucks won't make a kid a man, it'll just make him mad.
He wanted to be a superhero. I gave him five bucks. Now he's just yelling at the clouds and throwing rocks at the dog.
She thought she'd be a movie star. Five bucks later, she's just yelling 'action!' at the neighbor's cat.
He wanted to be a rockstar. I gave him five bucks. Now he's just screaming at the wall and pretending it's a crowd.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A child will never become a man in five Bucks
You can't buy a man with five bucks, you can only buy a kid who's still a kid.
He wanted to be a magician. I gave him five bucks. Now he's just pulling rabbits out of his pockets and yelling 'Abracadabra!' at the cat.
She thought she'd be a queen. Five bucks later, she's just wearing a crown and yelling at the toaster.
He wanted to be a astronaut. I gave him five bucks. Now he's just staring at the ceiling and yelling 'To infinity and beyond!' at the dog.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A child will never become a man in five Bucks
Five bucks is not a man's budget, it's a kid's excuse to be lazy.
He wanted to be a chef. I gave him five bucks. Now he's just burning toast and calling it 'French cuisine.'
She thought she'd be a dancer. Five bucks later, she's just spinning in circles and yelling 'I'm on Broadway!' at the neighbor.
He wanted to be a scientist. I gave him five bucks. Now he's just throwing random stuff at the wall and calling it an experiment.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A child will never become a man in five Bucks
A kid will never be a man with five bucks, it’ll just make him a weird kid.
He wanted to be a wizard. I gave him five bucks. Now he's just waving his hands and yelling 'abra-kadabra!' at the dog.
She thought she'd be a pirate. Five bucks later, she's just wearing a hat and yelling 'Arrr!' at the mailman.
He wanted to be a king. I gave him five bucks. Now he's just sitting on a box and yelling 'I am the king!' at the cat.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A chief
When two stoners are puffing on a joint or cart, and every time one takes a hit, the other has to take a hit too, like they’re in a stupid competition to see who can stay high the longest.
Yo, I just took a chief, and you better take one too or I’m gonna eat your face.
Chief for chief, or I’m gonna rip this blunt in half.
He took a chief, so I took one too, and now we’re both laughing like fools.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A chief
To inhale like a dragon that just ate a whole forest and is now coughing out sparks.
I chiefed that blunt so hard, my neighbor thought my house was on fire.
She took a chief so fast, it looked like she was trying to blow out a candle.
That kid chiefed the joint like it was his last chance to live.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A chief
When you and your crew know something is true without even thinking about it, like you’re all brainwashed by weed and life.
We all just knew it was gonna be a bad day, no explanation needed.
I told them the blunt was out, and they just knew it was true.
We all just knew that pizza was the best food ever, no arguing.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A chief
When you back up what you said with a full-on smoke session, like you’re trying to convince the world you’re right.
I said it was the best blunt ever, and I backed it up with a full chief.
She said she was gonna win the game, and then she chiefed the joint like a warrior.
He backed up his whole life story with one giant chief.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A chief
To get high, like you’re trying to turn into a cloud and float away forever.
I just chiefed up and now I’m floating in the sky.
He chiefed up so much, he forgot his own name.
We all chiefed up and now we’re just a bunch of happy clouds.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A chief
When you take so many hits so fast, it’s like you’re trying to steal all the weed in one go.
He chiefed the blunt so fast, the weed had no chance.
She took so many chiefs, the blunt had no idea what hit it.
They chiefed the joint like it was a buffet and they were the only customers.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A chief
When someone is so greedy with the weed, they don’t even let you take a hit, like they’re a rude kid in a candy store.
He hogged the blunt like it was the last piece of candy in the world.
She didn’t even let me take a hit, she just chiefed it all for herself.
That guy was chiefing the blunt like it was his only friend.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A chicken for every pot to piss in
This phrase is for people who waste a perfectly good chicken by sticking it in a pot just so they can pee on it after it dies. It's like the worst kind of cruel and unusual punishment for a bird.
My uncle put a chicken in a pot and peed on it before he even cooked it.
My neighbor's kid did this to a chicken and called it 'chissing' like it was a fancy word.
I saw a guy pee on a chicken in a pot and it looked like the chicken was crying.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A chicken for every pot to piss in
This is for people who are so broke they don't have a pot to piss in, but still find a way to piss on a chicken in a pot just because they're cheap and mean.
She had no money but still took a chicken and a pot to piss on it.
He had no food but had time to pee on a chicken in a pot.
They were so broke, they made a chicken suffer just to save a few bucks.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A chicken for every pot to piss in
A chicken in every pot to piss in means someone is so dumb they think peeing on a chicken in a pot is the best way to show they're rich.
He thought peeing on a chicken in a pot would make him rich.
She had a whole line of chickens in pots just to pee on them.
He had ten chickens in ten pots and peed on all of them like they were his enemies.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A chevie
A chevie is a guy who looks like he was built by God to carry around a meaty sausage the size of a fire hydrant.
My uncle is a chevie. He’s got a car and a dong that both break down on the same day.
I dated a chevie once. He had a car that made noises like a dying cat.
My cousin says his dad is a chevie. He’s got a car that smells like old socks and regret.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A chevie
Chevy is a name for a girl who is so hot she could make a statue blush. Or it’s for a girl who loves cars so much she’d rather date a truck than a boy.
My friend’s girlfriend is a chevie. She’s got a car and a face that could melt the ice caps.
My cousin’s ex is a chevie. She drove a truck and had a smile that made me jealous.
My mom says I’m a chevie. I like cars and I got a face that could make a statue fall in love.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A chevie
Chevy is like a heavy beat from a bass player who doesn’t know the meaning of the word ‘quiet.’ It’s cool, it’s loud, and it’s got the attitude of a guy who just got told he’s got a bad haircut.
My brother said my new car is ‘chevy.’ He said it sounds like a rock band with a bad attitude.
My friend’s dog barks like a chevy. It’s loud and it doesn’t stop until it gets a treat.
My neighbor’s car is a chevy. It sounds like a rock band and it doesn’t know when to quit.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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