He wanted to be a wizard. I gave him five bucks. Now he's just waving his hands and yelling 'abra-kadabra!' at the dog.

She thought she'd be a pirate. Five bucks later, she's just wearing a hat and yelling 'Arrr!' at the mailman.

He wanted to be a king. I gave him five bucks. Now he's just sitting on a box and yelling 'I am the king!' at the cat.