A child will never become a man in five Bucks

Current Trending

4 views · Added 16d ago · 6 definitions

A kid will never grow up if you hand him five bucks and call it a day.

My son asked for a video game and I gave him five bucks. Now he's been playing Minecraft for three years.

She wanted to become a singer, I gave her five bucks, now she's still singing in the shower.

He thought he could be a rapper with five bucks. Now he's just yelling at the microwave.

You can't turn a brat into a man with just five bucks and a wish.

He wanted to be a detective. I gave him five bucks. Now he's just watching crime shows and accusing the mailman.

She thought she'd be a princess with five bucks. Now she's just wearing a tiara at the gas station.

He dreamed of being a king. Five bucks later, he's just yelling 'I'm the king' at the pizza place.

Five bucks won't make a kid a man, it'll just make him mad.

He wanted to be a superhero. I gave him five bucks. Now he's just yelling at the clouds and throwing rocks at the dog.

She thought she'd be a movie star. Five bucks later, she's just yelling 'action!' at the neighbor's cat.

He wanted to be a rockstar. I gave him five bucks. Now he's just screaming at the wall and pretending it's a crowd.

You can't buy a man with five bucks, you can only buy a kid who's still a kid.

He wanted to be a magician. I gave him five bucks. Now he's just pulling rabbits out of his pockets and yelling 'Abracadabra!' at the cat.

She thought she'd be a queen. Five bucks later, she's just wearing a crown and yelling at the toaster.

He wanted to be a astronaut. I gave him five bucks. Now he's just staring at the ceiling and yelling 'To infinity and beyond!' at the dog.

Five bucks is not a man's budget, it's a kid's excuse to be lazy.

He wanted to be a chef. I gave him five bucks. Now he's just burning toast and calling it 'French cuisine.'

She thought she'd be a dancer. Five bucks later, she's just spinning in circles and yelling 'I'm on Broadway!' at the neighbor.

He wanted to be a scientist. I gave him five bucks. Now he's just throwing random stuff at the wall and calling it an experiment.

A kid will never be a man with five bucks, it’ll just make him a weird kid.

He wanted to be a wizard. I gave him five bucks. Now he's just waving his hands and yelling 'abra-kadabra!' at the dog.

She thought she'd be a pirate. Five bucks later, she's just wearing a hat and yelling 'Arrr!' at the mailman.

He wanted to be a king. I gave him five bucks. Now he's just sitting on a box and yelling 'I am the king!' at the cat.