A child will never become a man in five Bucks
Five bucks is not a man's budget, it's a kid's excuse to be lazy.
He wanted to be a chef. I gave him five bucks. Now he's just burning toast and calling it 'French cuisine.'
She thought she'd be a dancer. Five bucks later, she's just spinning in circles and yelling 'I'm on Broadway!' at the neighbor.
He wanted to be a scientist. I gave him five bucks. Now he's just throwing random stuff at the wall and calling it an experiment.