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A Keith
When someone has sex with the curtains, probably because they're too high to care about anything else.
He had sex with the curtains and didn't even notice the dust bunnies.
He did it with the curtains on and got yelled at by his mom.
He had a whole party with the curtains and they started a TikTok.
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A Keith
When someone beats you up so bad they cut off your arms and drive a smart car over your face.
He beat me up so bad I had to go to the hospital with no arms.
He drove a smart car over my face and cut off my leg.
He kicked me so hard my nose went through my forehead.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Keith
A god-like man who can turn a classroom into a cult and would let you die if you didn't pass his class. He’s the dad everyone wishes they had and the friend who would never let you down.
My teacher turned the class into a cult and we all started praying to him.
He let me pass even though I failed everything.
He let me stay after class for hours just to talk about video games.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Keith
A guy who looks like he could be a wallflower, but once you get to know him, he’s the smartest, strongest, and funniest guy you’ll ever meet. He’s got a rough past and will tell you everything if you earn his trust.
He was quiet in class but ended up being the smartest kid in the school.
He told me about his past and I cried with him.
He helped me with my homework even though he had his own work to do.
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A Keegan
A Keegan is a boy so damn cute and kind he'll make every girl pass out from happiness. He'll stay up all night playing games just to make his girl happy. Any girl who has a Keegan should be thankful or else they'll end up crying in a toilet.
My Keegan kept me up all night playing Fortnite just to make me happy. I cried in the toilet because I was so touched.
My Keegan made me laugh so hard I fell out of my chair. He’s like a human clown.
He’s so damn sweet, he even brought me soup when I had the flu. I’ve never had a Keegan before, and I’m gonna miss him when he leaves.
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A Keegan
A Keegan has a cock so big it could make a cow jealous. You know you're lucky if you're with one.
My Keegan's cock is so big it could make a cow jealous. I’m still trying to wrap my head around it.
You know you’re lucky if you’re with a Keegan. He has a cock that could make a cow jealous.
I’ve never seen a cock that big in my life. My Keegan's cock could make a cow jealous.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Keegan
A Keegan jacks off like it’s his job, but he’s still the funniest guy in the room. He’ll make you laugh even when you’re tired and want to die.
My Keegan jacks off so much he’s got a second job. But he’s still the funniest guy in the room.
He jacks off like it’s his job, but still cracks me up every day.
He jacks off all day and still makes me laugh. He’s a monster.
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A Keegan
A Keegan is a ginger with no soul and a face that looks like it was made in a prison.
My Keegan looks like he was made in a prison. He’s got no soul and a face that screams 'I'm cursed.'
He’s a soulless ginger with a face that looks like it was made in a prison.
You know you're cursed if you're with a Keegan. He looks like he was made in a prison.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Keegan
A Keegan is a tall, blonde, muscular guy who makes you laugh and never stops. He’s loud, weird, and always ready to fight someone who messes with you.
My Keegan is loud, weird, and always ready to fight. He’s the best guy I know.
He’s tall, blonde, muscular, and he makes me laugh every day. He’s the best guy ever.
He’s loud and weird, and he’ll fight anyone who messes with you. He’s the best guy I know.
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A Keegan
A Keegan is a total b**** who won’t make the first move, but he’ll back you up if you need it. He’s smart, funny, and has a terrible temper.
My Keegan is a total b****, but he’ll back me up if I need it. He’s smart and funny.
He’s smart and funny, but he’s a total b**** who won’t make the first move. He has a terrible temper.
He’s a total b**** who won’t make the first move, but he’ll back you up. He’s smart and funny.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Keegan
A Keegan is the coolest guy you’ll ever meet. He’s funny, smart, and he’ll hug you until you pass out.
My Keegan is the coolest guy I’ve ever met. He’s funny, smart, and he’ll hug you until you pass out.
He’s the coolest guy I know. He’s funny, smart, and he’ll hug you until you pass out.
He’s the coolest guy in the world. He’s funny, smart, and he’ll hug you until you pass out.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Keanu
When a guy backs out of a romantic situation like he just saw a spider on his shoe and it was the worst spider ever.
Girl: 'I like you.' Him: 'Thanks, but I’m with the internet.'
He turned his phone on silent when she tried to text him during class.
He said 'I’m busy' when she asked him to the prom, and then went to play video games with his friends.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Keanu
A guy so hot he could make a nun blush and then make her cry because she’s still a nun.
He walked into the room and my heart stopped. Then I remembered I was still in church.
He looked at me and I forgot my name, my password, and my life goals.
He smiled and I forgot why I was even breathing.
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A Keanu
A guy who’s so nice and charming that even your ex starts to feel jealous and then realizes they’re still in love with you.
He told my ex she was ‘pretty cool’ and now she’s texting me.
He made my ex cry and then asked me out.
He said my ex was ‘a nice person’ and now I’m getting texted by my ex.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Keanu
When a guy does cool moves like he’s in a movie and he thinks he’s Neo, but he’s just playing Call of Duty too fast.
He did a 360 no scope and then asked me out.
He fought a virtual enemy and then said, 'I’m not done with you yet.'
He killed a whole squad in Call of Duty and then said, 'I could do that in real life.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Keanu
A guy who laughs at your jokes, cries at your sadness, and then hits a 360 no scope like he’s fighting for his life.
He hugged me when I cried and then played Call of Duty like it was a war.
He laughed at my dumb joke and then killed my friend in the game.
He cried when I broke up with him, then played Call of Duty for three hours straight.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Keanu
A guy so hot he makes your face feel like it just got hit with a brick and your heart feels like it’s doing backflips.
He walked into the room and my face turned red like I had a sunburn.
He smiled and my heart started doing push-ups.
He looked at me and I forgot how to breathe.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Keanu
A breeze so cool it feels like it came from the top of a mountain and it probably did.
It felt like I was on a mountain and I was breathing the air of a god.
The breeze hit me like it had just climbed Mount Everest.
It was like I was in Hawaii and the wind just said, 'You’re welcome.'
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A Ke$ha
When you blow your boyfriend and then spray glitter in his cum-covered face like he owes you money.
I blew my man and then threw glitter in his cum face. He looked like a glitter-covered cum dumpster.
My ex got a creampie and then I blasted glitter in his face. He looked like a disco cum ball.
After the creampie, I sprayed glitter in his cum face. He looked like a cum glitter bomb.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Ke$ha
The correct way to spell a dumb pop star who sings and dances, which is basically just a fancy way of saying she’s a hooker who also does shows.
Ke$ha is a hooker who does shows and sings like a drunk parrot.
She’s a hooker in a show business outfit and sings like a parrot on crack.
A hooker who does shows and sings like a drunk bird on meth.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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