A chief

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When two stoners are puffing on a joint or cart, and every time one takes a hit, the other has to take a hit too, like they’re in a stupid competition to see who can stay high the longest.
Yo, I just took a chief, and you better take one too or I’m gonna eat your face.
Chief for chief, or I’m gonna rip this blunt in half.
He took a chief, so I took one too, and now we’re both laughing like fools.
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To inhale like a dragon that just ate a whole forest and is now coughing out sparks.
I chiefed that blunt so hard, my neighbor thought my house was on fire.
She took a chief so fast, it looked like she was trying to blow out a candle.
That kid chiefed the joint like it was his last chance to live.
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When you and your crew know something is true without even thinking about it, like you’re all brainwashed by weed and life.
We all just knew it was gonna be a bad day, no explanation needed.
I told them the blunt was out, and they just knew it was true.
We all just knew that pizza was the best food ever, no arguing.
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When you back up what you said with a full-on smoke session, like you’re trying to convince the world you’re right.
I said it was the best blunt ever, and I backed it up with a full chief.
She said she was gonna win the game, and then she chiefed the joint like a warrior.
He backed up his whole life story with one giant chief.
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To get high, like you’re trying to turn into a cloud and float away forever.
I just chiefed up and now I’m floating in the sky.
He chiefed up so much, he forgot his own name.
We all chiefed up and now we’re just a bunch of happy clouds.
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When you take so many hits so fast, it’s like you’re trying to steal all the weed in one go.
He chiefed the blunt so fast, the weed had no chance.
She took so many chiefs, the blunt had no idea what hit it.
They chiefed the joint like it was a buffet and they were the only customers.
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When someone is so greedy with the weed, they don’t even let you take a hit, like they’re a rude kid in a candy store.
He hogged the blunt like it was the last piece of candy in the world.
She didn’t even let me take a hit, she just chiefed it all for herself.
That guy was chiefing the blunt like it was his only friend.
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