A chicken for every pot to piss in

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This phrase is for people who waste a perfectly good chicken by sticking it in a pot just so they can pee on it after it dies. It's like the worst kind of cruel and unusual punishment for a bird.
My uncle put a chicken in a pot and peed on it before he even cooked it.
My neighbor's kid did this to a chicken and called it 'chissing' like it was a fancy word.
I saw a guy pee on a chicken in a pot and it looked like the chicken was crying.
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This is for people who are so broke they don't have a pot to piss in, but still find a way to piss on a chicken in a pot just because they're cheap and mean.
She had no money but still took a chicken and a pot to piss on it.
He had no food but had time to pee on a chicken in a pot.
They were so broke, they made a chicken suffer just to save a few bucks.
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A chicken in every pot to piss in means someone is so dumb they think peeing on a chicken in a pot is the best way to show they're rich.
He thought peeing on a chicken in a pot would make him rich.
She had a whole line of chickens in pots just to pee on them.
He had ten chickens in ten pots and peed on all of them like they were his enemies.
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