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A Poltgieter
the girl who thinks she's a star but is just the school's version of a used tampon
She tried to flirt with the principal and got sent to the office.
She wore a dress to lunch and no one believed it was real.
She texted me and said 'I'm wearing my best outfit and I still think you're a loser.'
A Poltgieter
the girl who thinks she's the main character in a movie but is just the school's version of a broken toilet
She tried to sing in the talent show and the whole school laughed at her.
She wore her pajamas to class and called it a fashion statement.
She texted me and said 'I'm the star of this show and you're just the audience.'
A Poltgieter
the girl who's like the school's version of a used tampon but with more drama and less sense
She cried in the hallway and no one knew why.
She tried to start a club and only one person showed up.
She texted me and said 'You're the worst and I'm the best.'
A Poltgieter
the girl who's the school's version of a used tampon but with more glitter and less brain
She wore glitter to math class and got in trouble.
She tried to be popular but no one wanted to be friends with her.
She texted me and said 'I'm glittery and you're boring.'
A Poltgieter
the girl who's the school's version of a used tampon but with more drama and less hope
She cried in the hallway and no one asked why.
She tried to be a cheerleader but fell down.
She texted me and said 'I'm the drama and you're the disaster.'
A Pollard
When two guys at a print shop are f***ing and a chick tries to swoop in and mess it up.
My coworker tried to play love triangle with my boss and I. He was like, 'I'm not going to let her steal my man.'
The printer guy and the paper guy have been at it for months. Now some office lady thinks she can crash the party.
I told my friend, 'You're not going to let that intern steal your guy.' He said, 'Watch me.'
A Pollard
Being pissy with people. Not talking to them for weeks over something tiny.
He was mad I called him a f***ing idiot for like a month.
She didn't speak to me for two weeks because I said her coffee was burnt.
I didn't talk to my friend for a week because he called my dog a f***ing idiot.
A Pollard
When a guy tells his girlfriend or lover he's with them just for sex and not love.
He told his girlfriend, 'I'm with you because you're hot, not because I love you.'
My ex said, 'I'm with you because you're fun, not because I love you.'
He told his lover, 'You're just good in bed. I don't love you.'
A Pollard
A smug, f***ing idiot who you'd f***ing cheer if someone hit him.
That smug math teacher who thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread.
My uncle is a f***ing pollard. He thinks he's the smartest guy in the world.
My drama teacher is a pollard. He thinks he's the best teacher in the school.
A Pollard
Bailing out when you're already stuck in the middle of a job.
He left the meeting halfway through and just walked out.
She left the presentation in the middle of it and went to the toilet.
He walked out of the project and said, 'I'm not doing this anymore.'
A Pollard
Scratching off all the logos on clothes or products to make them less f***ing loud.
She took all the logos off her jacket because they made her sick.
He took the brand marks off his shoes because he hated them.
She removed all the logos from her bag and said, 'I can't stand the noise.'
A Pollard
A chunky, f***ing pervert who works at a school and stares at kids. Only his f***ing drama teacher friend likes him.
That chunky, f***ing pervert who stares at kids during lunch.
The f***ing fat pedo who works at the school and only his drama teacher friend likes him.
He's the chunky, f***ing pervert who thinks he's in love with every kid in the school.
A Poke and a Prayer
Getting a huge cock without cleaning your ass first.
I got a poke and a prayer from my cousin's bf. He didn't even wash his hands.
My friend tried to do a poke and a prayer and screamed like a baby.
I told my bf to take a shower before he did a poke and a prayer. He laughed and said no way.
A Poke and a Prayer
Putting up with a giant cock without any prep work.
My mom did a poke and a prayer and said it felt like a bear was inside her.
I did a poke and a prayer and my friend said I was brave like a lion.
My bf tried a poke and a prayer and came out crying.
A Poke and a Prayer
Taking a big cock without any idea of what's coming.
I did a poke and a prayer and it felt like I was being stabbed with a hot knife.
My friend did a poke and a prayer and said it was like being hit by a truck.
I told my bf to do a poke and a prayer and he said no way. He was wrong.
A Poke and a Prayer
Putting your ass on a cock without any warning or cleaning.
I did a poke and a prayer and my ass felt like it was on fire.
My friend did a poke and a prayer and said it was the worst thing ever.
I told my bf to do a poke and a prayer and he laughed and said no way. He was wrong again.
A Poke and a Prayer
Getting a huge cock without any idea of what's about to happen.
I did a poke and a prayer and it felt like I was being tortured.
My friend did a poke and a prayer and screamed like a little girl.
I told my bf to do a poke and a prayer and he said no way. He was wrong again.
A Poke and a Prayer
Putting your ass on a cock without any warning or cleaning.
I did a poke and a prayer and it felt like I was being eaten by a dragon.
My friend did a poke and a prayer and said it was like being hit by a bullet.
I told my bf to do a poke and a prayer and he said no way. He was wrong again.
A Poja
A Poja is when you fall apart like a soggy taco while someone else is getting their power nap. It’s like crying instead of sleeping, and it’s extra annoying.
I did a Poja in the middle of my boss’s presentation. I cried so loud, the coffee machine started shaking.
My kid did a Poja during the school play. The whole audience was crying too.
I did a Poja in the car. I cried so much, the driver thought I was having a seizure.
A Poja
A Poja is when you buy something so expensive it’s like throwing your money out the window. It’s like buying a car when you can’t even pay rent.
I bought a new phone. It’s like I sold my soul for a screen that shines like a disco ball.
My mom bought a designer purse. She spent more than her entire month’s paycheck.
I bought a pizza for $20. It was the saddest pizza I’ve ever seen.
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