A Poja

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A Poja is when you fall apart like a soggy taco while someone else is getting their power nap. It’s like crying instead of sleeping, and it’s extra annoying.
I did a Poja in the middle of my boss’s presentation. I cried so loud, the coffee machine started shaking.
My kid did a Poja during the school play. The whole audience was crying too.
I did a Poja in the car. I cried so much, the driver thought I was having a seizure.
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A Poja is when you buy something so expensive it’s like throwing your money out the window. It’s like buying a car when you can’t even pay rent.
I bought a new phone. It’s like I sold my soul for a screen that shines like a disco ball.
My mom bought a designer purse. She spent more than her entire month’s paycheck.
I bought a pizza for $20. It was the saddest pizza I’ve ever seen.
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