A Poja
A Poja is when you fall apart like a soggy taco while someone else is getting their power nap. It’s like crying instead of sleeping, and it’s extra annoying.
I did a Poja in the middle of my boss’s presentation. I cried so loud, the coffee machine started shaking.
My kid did a Poja during the school play. The whole audience was crying too.
I did a Poja in the car. I cried so much, the driver thought I was having a seizure.