Discover Slang

A Harro
A stupid word from a girl who can’t speak properly. She tried to say ‘hello’ and it turned into ‘harro.’
Mikaela said ‘harro’ instead of ‘hello.’
Harro is the worst greeting ever.
Mikaela can’t talk, she just says ‘harro.’
A Harris
A Harris is a person who lives in a house with like 100 other Harris people. A bunch of Harris is called a 'Hoard' and it’s like a family that never ends.
My cousin's a Harris and they have 12 siblings. It’s like a never-ending family reunion.
My neighbor’s a Harris and they have 50 cousins. It’s like a whole town is related to them.
My teacher is a Harris and they have 20 brothers. It's like a superhero team.
A Harris
A Harris has thumbs so big they look like toes. They’re so huge, they might get in the way when you try to text. It’s like your fingers are trying to take over.
My uncle has a Harris and he can’t text without looking like a confused octopus.
My friend’s brother has a Harris and he texts with his feet.
My mom has a Harris and she can’t text without using her elbow.
A Harris
A Harrie is a fan of Harry Styles who will fight to the death on Twitter if someone insults him. They’re like the best fans ever, but also like the worst enemies ever.
My cousin is a Harrie and she once screamed at a guy for calling Harry Styles ‘okay’.
My friend is a Harrie and he fought a guy for 3 hours over a typo in a tweet.
My brother is a Harrie and he once DM’d a guy and said, 'You will die if you say one more bad thing about Harry Styles.'
A Harris
Harry is a guy who’s super nice but also super shy. He’s the friend who will laugh at your jokes but won’t tell any of his own.
My friend Harry once laughed at my joke but then got scared when I asked him for one.
My brother Harry smiled at my joke but then ran away.
My classmate Harry laughed at my joke but then hid behind a tree.
A Harris
A Harry is a guy who thinks he’s super cool but is also kind. He’ll fight for his beliefs but also cry when his mom says he’s not cool enough.
My Harry friend once told the class he was cool, but then cried when he failed math.
My cousin Harry fought a guy for 10 minutes but then cried when he got a bad grade.
My brother Harry stood up for me but then cried when his favorite shoe broke.
A Harris
The Harris is a portrait of a guy who looks like he just came from a war and is ready to fight. He’s got a beard, a ‘thumbs up,’ and the whole world is obsessed with him.
My friend saw the Harris and said, 'He looks like he just came from a war and is ready to fight.'
My teacher showed the Harris and said, 'That guy looks like he just won a battle.'
My mom said the Harris looks like he just got out of a war and is ready to beat up the world.
A Harris
A Harris is a guy who’s good at math but terrible at everything else. He’s the guy who’s always late but still has a perfect schedule.
My cousin Harris is good at math but can’t even tie his shoes.
My friend Harris got an A in math but failed art because he drew a triangle and called it a cat.
My brother Harris is good at math but once tried to eat a math textbook.
A Harold
A guy who gives zero shits about anything and will do stupid, embarrassing stuff just to get a girl to like him
I did a dance number in a public mall just to impress her. I got a kid to throw confetti on me. I was so stupid.
My friend did a chicken dance in the middle of a subway. He got arrested. He was worth it.
I asked my mom to dress up like a clown for my date. She did it. I got a bad grade for it.
A Harold
When you change your mind after the game has started. You flip your lid like a donut.
I thought Team A was gonna win, then they lost. I flipped out and said Team B would win. I was wrong again.
I bet $20 on Team A, then Team B came in. I changed my mind and lost $20. I was so mad.
I said Team A would win, then Team B won. I changed my mind. I lost. I was so dumb.
A Harold
A guy who is the king of all kings. He’s got a huge cock and knows how to use it. He’s sweet, smart, and treats you like a queen.
He took me to a fancy dinner and gave me a necklace. He was so nice.
He bought me a car for my birthday. He was so generous.
He proposed to me in a park with 100 roses. He was so romantic.
A Harold
The nicest guy you’ve ever met. He makes you laugh and thinks about you all the time. He’s the best.
He texted me every day and made me laugh. He was so sweet.
He stayed up all night to help me with my homework. He was so kind.
He brought me coffee every morning. He was so thoughtful.
A Harold
Harold is the definition of loyalty. He’s handsome, smart, and he doesn’t hold back. But if you mess with him, he will get angry.
He stood up for me when someone insulted me. He was so loyal.
He got angry when someone broke his trust. He was so fierce.
He never left my side when I was in trouble. He was so devoted.
A Harold
He acts like a cocky guy, but he’s actually the nicest guy you’ll ever meet. He lifts you up every day.
He said he was going to be with someone else, but he stayed with me. He was so nice.
He never acted like a jerk, even when he had the chance. He was so good.
He stayed with me when everyone else left. He was so kind.
A Harold
When you hang out at a cemetery just to be dramatic. Popularized by a guy who loved going to funerals of people he didn’t even know.
I went to a funeral of a guy I didn’t know. I cried so much. I was so dramatic.
I hung out at the cemetery all day. I was so weird.
I dressed up for a funeral and cried in front of people. I was so dramatic.
A Harley rider
A Harley rider is a loud, smelly, stupid guy who rides a motorcycle with a group of other loud, smelly, stupid guys and screams like a baby because he thinks he's tough.
My neighbor revs his Harley at 2 AM and thinks it's a war cry.
That guy in the coffee shop wore a leather vest and a stupid hat like he was in a movie.
He tried to flirt with my mom and said, 'I ride a Harley, so I'm better than you.'
A Harley rider
A Harley rider is a clueless idiot who took out a loan for a motorcycle he can’t afford and now thinks he’s a rebel just because he has a stupid patch on his vest.
He financed a Harley and now lives in his mom’s basement.
He wears a patch from a rally he never went to and thinks it makes him cool.
He tried to impress his ex by saying, 'I ride a Harley, so I’m more free than you.'
A Harley rider
A Harley rider is a fatty with too many tattoos and a bad attitude who thinks he's the king of the road just because he revs his bike at 7000 RPM in a 25 MPH zone.
He revs his Harley so loud it scared my dog.
He has more tattoos than teeth and thinks he’s tough.
He wears a vest with 10 patches and thinks that makes him a legend.
A Harley
When you slap a girl's butt so hard it leaves a handprint and she’s too sore to sit down for days.
You hit her so hard the whole class heard the slap.
She walked into math class with a red butt and no pants.
Her mom sent her a message: 'If you slap another girl, I’ll slap you.'
A Harley
A girl so hot she could light a room on fire just by walking in and smiling.
She walked in, and the whole class forgot how to breathe.
He asked her out, and she said yes just by winking.
She smiled at him, and he fainted.
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