A Harris is a person who lives in a house with like 100 other Harris people. A bunch of Harris is called a 'Hoard' and it’s like a family that never ends.
My cousin's a Harris and they have 12 siblings. It’s like a never-ending family reunion.
My neighbor’s a Harris and they have 50 cousins. It’s like a whole town is related to them.
My teacher is a Harris and they have 20 brothers. It's like a superhero team.
A Harris has thumbs so big they look like toes. They’re so huge, they might get in the way when you try to text. It’s like your fingers are trying to take over.
My uncle has a Harris and he can’t text without looking like a confused octopus.
My friend’s brother has a Harris and he texts with his feet.
My mom has a Harris and she can’t text without using her elbow.
A Harrie is a fan of Harry Styles who will fight to the death on Twitter if someone insults him. They’re like the best fans ever, but also like the worst enemies ever.
My cousin is a Harrie and she once screamed at a guy for calling Harry Styles ‘okay’.
My friend is a Harrie and he fought a guy for 3 hours over a typo in a tweet.
My brother is a Harrie and he once DM’d a guy and said, 'You will die if you say one more bad thing about Harry Styles.'
The Harris is a portrait of a guy who looks like he just came from a war and is ready to fight. He’s got a beard, a ‘thumbs up,’ and the whole world is obsessed with him.
My friend saw the Harris and said, 'He looks like he just came from a war and is ready to fight.'
My teacher showed the Harris and said, 'That guy looks like he just won a battle.'
My mom said the Harris looks like he just got out of a war and is ready to beat up the world.
A Harley rider is a loud, smelly, stupid guy who rides a motorcycle with a group of other loud, smelly, stupid guys and screams like a baby because he thinks he's tough.
My neighbor revs his Harley at 2 AM and thinks it's a war cry.
That guy in the coffee shop wore a leather vest and a stupid hat like he was in a movie.
He tried to flirt with my mom and said, 'I ride a Harley, so I'm better than you.'
A Harley rider is a clueless idiot who took out a loan for a motorcycle he can’t afford and now thinks he’s a rebel just because he has a stupid patch on his vest.
He financed a Harley and now lives in his mom’s basement.
He wears a patch from a rally he never went to and thinks it makes him cool.
He tried to impress his ex by saying, 'I ride a Harley, so I’m more free than you.'
A Harley rider is a fatty with too many tattoos and a bad attitude who thinks he's the king of the road just because he revs his bike at 7000 RPM in a 25 MPH zone.
He revs his Harley so loud it scared my dog.
He has more tattoos than teeth and thinks he’s tough.
He wears a vest with 10 patches and thinks that makes him a legend.