A Pollard

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When two guys at a print shop are f***ing and a chick tries to swoop in and mess it up.

My coworker tried to play love triangle with my boss and I. He was like, 'I'm not going to let her steal my man.'

The printer guy and the paper guy have been at it for months. Now some office lady thinks she can crash the party.

I told my friend, 'You're not going to let that intern steal your guy.' He said, 'Watch me.'

Being pissy with people. Not talking to them for weeks over something tiny.

He was mad I called him a f***ing idiot for like a month.

She didn't speak to me for two weeks because I said her coffee was burnt.

I didn't talk to my friend for a week because he called my dog a f***ing idiot.

When a guy tells his girlfriend or lover he's with them just for sex and not love.

He told his girlfriend, 'I'm with you because you're hot, not because I love you.'

My ex said, 'I'm with you because you're fun, not because I love you.'

He told his lover, 'You're just good in bed. I don't love you.'

A smug, f***ing idiot who you'd f***ing cheer if someone hit him.

That smug math teacher who thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread.

My uncle is a f***ing pollard. He thinks he's the smartest guy in the world.

My drama teacher is a pollard. He thinks he's the best teacher in the school.

Bailing out when you're already stuck in the middle of a job.

He left the meeting halfway through and just walked out.

She left the presentation in the middle of it and went to the toilet.

He walked out of the project and said, 'I'm not doing this anymore.'

Scratching off all the logos on clothes or products to make them less f***ing loud.

She took all the logos off her jacket because they made her sick.

He took the brand marks off his shoes because he hated them.

She removed all the logos from her bag and said, 'I can't stand the noise.'

A chunky, f***ing pervert who works at a school and stares at kids. Only his f***ing drama teacher friend likes him.

That chunky, f***ing pervert who stares at kids during lunch.

The f***ing fat pedo who works at the school and only his drama teacher friend likes him.

He's the chunky, f***ing pervert who thinks he's in love with every kid in the school.