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A Shade Below
A site where losers post about the internet like they invented it, while everyone else is busy having real fun.
'I tried to log on, but it didn’t work. I’m going to call the internet and complain.'
‘This website is the only reason I still have a life.’
‘I’m not a nerd. I just post about the internet on this site because I have nothing better to do.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Shade Below
A place for people who think they’re cool because they know what ‘underground internet culture’ means, which is basically ‘being sad online.’
'I’m not sad. I’m just being underground.'
‘I know what ‘underground internet culture’ means. I read it on A Shade Below.’
‘I thought I was cool until I saw this site.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Shade Below
A website that’s like a middle school group chat, but for people who are too old to be in a group chat.
'I posted my feelings on A Shade Below. No one responded. I’m going to cry.'
‘This site is like a group chat. Everyone posts their thoughts, and no one cares.’
‘I tried to be cool on A Shade Below. I failed. I’m going to delete my account.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Shade Below
A site where people write like they’re in a debate, but no one’s arguing. Just people saying stupid things.
'Why is the internet not working? I’m going to write a 1000-word essay about it.'
‘I posted a 5-sentence rant about the internet. No one liked it.’
‘This site is the only place where people talk like they’re in a debate about the internet.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Shade Below
A website where people post about the internet like it’s a religion, but they’re all just lazy and don’t want to do anything else.
'I’m going to pray to the internet and ask for a better day.'
‘I’m not lazy. I’m just following the internet’s calling.’
‘I posted my prayer on A Shade Below. No one answered. I’m going to write another one.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Seymour
A Seymour is a fake hero who yells at people for being racists or sexists, but then gets called out for doing the same crap. People think he might be a total pervert.
My boss is a Seymour. He called me a sexist, but he’s been flirting with my intern for weeks.
My cousin is a Seymour. He told his friend he was a racist, but he’s been using the N-word since he was 10.
My teacher is a Seymour. She said I was a bully, but she’s been giving me bad grades for no reason.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Seymour
A Seymour is when someone falls in love so fast they get married every two years, only to dump them like they’re hot garbage.
My aunt is a Seymour. She got married 5 times and each time said it was love. Now she’s divorced 5 times.
My uncle is a Seymour. He married his third wife because he thought she was ‘the one’ and now he’s married to his fourth.
My mom is a Seymour. She said she was in love with her ex-husband, but now she’s in love with her new husband again.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Seymour
A Seymour is the hottest guy in the world. He can make you swoon with just a look, and he knows more random facts than you ever will.
My crush is a Seymour. He knows all about the history of Seymour and it’s making me go crazy.
My friend’s brother is a Seymour. He told me the exact number of freckles on his face and now I’m in love.
My neighbor is a Seymour. He knows 100 facts about Seymour and it’s amazing.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Seymour
To sue rehab centers until they go broke because they’re helping people who are hurt or sick.
My mom sued a rehab center and they went broke. She’s a total nightmare.
My friend’s dad sued a rehab center for no reason and now they’re out of business.
My uncle sued a rehab center and now he’s rich.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Seymour
A Seymour is a tiny town that no one can find, but everyone hangs out in parking lots at night.
My friend lives in Seymour and no one can find it. They just hang out in the parking lot.
My cousin lives in Seymour and no one even knows where it is. They just hang out in the parking lot.
My brother lives in Seymour and everyone just hangs out in the parking lot at night.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Seymour
A Seymour is the bad guy from a video game who wants to kill everyone because he’s crazy and people were mean to him as a kid.
My brother plays Final Fantasy 10 and he loves Seymour. He thinks he’s the best bad guy ever.
My friend’s brother plays Final Fantasy 10 and he thinks Seymour is the saddest guy ever.
My cousin plays Final Fantasy 10 and he thinks Seymour is the best villain in the world.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Seymour
A Seymour is someone who thinks they're way better than everyone else, and they act like they're rich and important.
My teacher is a Seymour. She thinks she's better than everyone else, even though she's not rich.
My cousin is a Seymour. He thinks he's the best, but he's just a regular guy.
My uncle is a Seymour. He thinks he's better than everyone else, even though he's not rich.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Sex
A person who can't stop thinking about sex, talking about sex, and doing sex. They're like a walking cumshot.
Bro, you're a sex. You're always thinking about sex.
She's a sex. She's got a new boyfriend every day.
He's a sex. He's been talking about sex since Tuesday.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Sex
When you stick your weenie in a lava lamp because you're so lonely you’d take a hot mess over a cold shower.
I put my dick in a lava lamp. I was that lonely.
My roommate stuck his pecker in a lava lamp. He’s a lost cause.
I tried to sex my lava lamp. It didn’t work.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Sex
When you stick your dick in someone's butt or pussy or mouth, or they stick their pussy or mouth in your dick. It's the most fun you'll ever have, or the worst.
I just had sex with my girlfriend. It was wild.
He had sex with his mom. That's a real mess.
They had sex in the car. I heard everything.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Sex
It’s like math, but instead of numbers, you use beds, legs, and close. It’s confusing and you’re probably going to end up with a headache.
Sex is like math. I don’t get it.
I tried to do the math of sex. It didn’t work.
Sex is confusing. I don’t know what it is.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Sex
It’s when a stork drops a baby in your belly after some weird alien energy crash. It’s magic and it hurts.
My mom had sex. She screamed so loud the stork dropped the baby.
Sex is magic. It works like that.
They had sex. The stork dropped the baby. It was wild.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Sex
What you’re not getting tonight. You're probably sad, tired, and mad at your partner.
I wasn’t getting sex tonight. I was sad.
He wasn’t getting sex. He was mad.
She didn’t get sex. She was tired.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Sex
It’s the one thing Urban Dictionary doesn’t have. It’s like the ultimate mystery. You can’t even find it online.
Sex isn’t on Urban Dictionary. It’s a mystery.
Urban Dictionary doesn’t have sex. That’s wild.
They don’t have sex on Urban Dictionary. It’s the best.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Sewer Rat
A sewer rat is a guy who wears a dress but acts like he's still a man. He’s too scared to be seen in public with his girly stuff.
My neighbor wears a skirt and a blouse but still yells at the mailman like he’s a tough guy.
My cousin tried to come out as a sewer rat but got called a faggot by his dad.
He wore a pink shirt to the grocery store and got yelled at by the cashier.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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