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A deanchampion
A deanchampion is a tiny gay guy who’s so crazy they make your head explode. They’ll do anything, even if it’s stupid.
He tried to flirt with my goldfish.
He texted me saying he wanted to have a pizza party with my crush and my mom’s boyfriend.
He tried to start a cult called 'The Church of Pop Tarts.'
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A deanchampion
A deanchampion is a little faggot who’s so weird they’re like a broken toaster. They do everything, even if it doesn’t make sense.
He tried to propose to my cat.
He sent a group text to my entire class saying he was going to elope with my crush.
He tried to become the president of the school's 'Dance of the Biscuits' club.
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A deanchampion
A deanchampion is a tiny queer who’s so slutty they’ll sleep with anyone, even if they’re your dad. They’re like the king of being a mess.
He tried to kiss my mom in front of the whole school.
He sent me a DM saying he wanted to have a pizza party with my crush and my crush’s crush.
He tried to start a band called 'The Sperm Pops 2: Electric Boogaloo.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A deanchampion
A deanchampion is a little faggot who’s so crazy they’re like a tornado in a gym. They’ll do anything, even if it’s stupid.
He tried to seduce my goldfish.
He texted me saying he wanted to have a three-way with my crush and my crush’s crush.
He tried to start a cult called 'The Church of Pop Tarts 2: Electric Boogaloo.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A dean
A Dean is a total legend who laughs at the face of Ryan, Alfie, Connor, and Jack. He's so smart, you'd need a calculator to keep up with him. And if you mess with him, he'll make you regret it.
Dean just gave Ryan a face-melting slap. Ryan is now crying in the toilet.
Alfie tried to steal Dean's lunch. Now he's stuck in the principal's office.
Connor said Dean was 'kinda cool.' Dean heard that and threatened to erase him from existence.
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A dean
A Dean is a hot guy with a six-pack and a lifestyle that's basically a never-ending party. He's got girls falling for him like dominoes.
Dean just walked into the cafeteria. The whole place went silent. Then a girl fainted.
He texted a girl and she replied with a selfie. Then another. Then another.
He asked a girl out. She said yes. Then her best friend said yes. Then her mom said yes.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A dean
Deaning is when your friend’s girlfriend is your new girlfriend, and you don’t even care if your friend’s feelings get crushed. It’s like stealing candy from a baby, but the baby has a knife.
He asked my girl out while I was in the bathroom. I came back to find her crying on my shoulder.
I trusted him. He went from my best friend to my girl’s new BF.
He told my girl I was a 'total waste of time.' I took that as a personal attack.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A dean
A Dean is a dad who will protect you like a dragon protecting its gold. But if you mess up, he'll take you down like a beast in the wild.
He caught me skipping school. He gave me the most intense stare. I was scared for my life.
He took down a whole group of bullies just to protect me. I was so proud.
He told me if I failed math again, he’d turn me into a statue. I studied like crazy after that.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A dean
A Dean is someone who knows everything, even if they're full of hot air. They design stuff you can’t even understand, and they’re not even trying.
He told me he could build a rocket. I asked how. He said, 'I just press buttons.'
He designed a pump that can suck up a whole lake. I asked if it was real. He said, 'Of course it is.'
He said he knew everything about money. I asked him how much he had. He said, 'I don’t know, but it's a lot.'
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A dean
Dean is a guy who walks in and makes everyone feel like they're on fire. He's got a body like a statue and a cock that could make a statue jealous.
He walked into the room. Everyone stared. One girl fainted. One boy cried.
He told the girl he liked her. She said yes. Then her friend said yes. Then her brother said yes.
He asked me if I wanted to be his guy. I said yes. Now I’m his guy.
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A dean
A Dean is like the most chill guy you know, but he also knows how to drop bombs when needed. He’s got history, money, and the power to make you feel like a total legend.
He laughed at my joke. Then he said he was going to take down the school. I was scared, but also excited.
He told me he was a leader. I believed him. Then he took down the whole school.
He said he was a 'total bruh.' I said yes. Then he said I was his bruh. I felt special.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A dead end feature
A feature that leaves you hanging like a bad movie with no ending. It’s like the hero never did anything important.
The update was supposed to fix everything, but it just broke the app and left us confused.
I spent 3 hours on that feature and it didn’t even work.
The new feature was a joke. It didn’t do anything and no one cared.
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A dead end feature
A feature that’s so broken, it might as well be dead. You don’t know if it was ever alive.
This feature is like a ghost. It shows up and then disappears.
We tried to use it, but it just crashed and made us mad.
It’s the reason we all hate the app now.
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A dead end feature
A feature that’s like a failed relationship. No one knows what happened, and no one cares.
The feature was supposed to be amazing, but it just didn’t show up.
No one even noticed it was missing.
We all just ignored it and moved on.
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A dead end feature
A feature that’s like a punchline that never comes. You’re left waiting for something that never shows up.
We were promised something big, but it never came.
The feature was just a joke, and we all knew it.
No one even tried to use it.
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A dead end feature
A feature that’s like a lost dog. No one knows where it went, and it might never come back.
The feature disappeared after the update, and no one knows where it went.
We tried to find it, but it was gone.
It might never come back, and we’re all sad about it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A dead end feature
A feature that’s like a failed exam. No one passed, and no one even knows what the question was.
We all failed the feature update, and no one knew why.
The feature was a disaster, and no one got it right.
The question was never clear, and no one cared.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A day late and a dollar short
A way of saying you're so dumb and broke you're basically a trash can full of old pizza and regret.
My mom said I was a day late and a dollar short because I forgot my wallet and my brain at the same time.
My friend tried to ask me out but I was already with someone else. I told him, 'You're a day late and a dollar short, buddy.'
My dad said I was a day late and a dollar short because I showed up to work 2 hours late with no money and a face full of sadness.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A day late and a dollar short
A phrase for people who wait too long and end up with nothing but a bad decision and a lower paycheck.
I waited for the sale but ended up buying something I didn't need. I was a day late and a dollar short.
My brother waited for his chance at a promotion and missed it. He was a day late and a dollar short.
I waited for the bus and ended up sprinting to work. I was a day late and a dollar short.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A day late and a dollar short
A fancy way of saying you're so clueless and broke you're like a pizza that's been left out in the rain.
My friend waited for the job offer and got it too late. He was a day late and a dollar short.
I waited for my paycheck and ended up eating my savings. I was a day late and a dollar short.
My sister waited for her chance to be cool and ended up being the last one to know. She was a day late and a dollar short.
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