A dean
A Dean is a hot guy with a six-pack and a lifestyle that's basically a never-ending party. He's got girls falling for him like dominoes.
Dean just walked into the cafeteria. The whole place went silent. Then a girl fainted.
He texted a girl and she replied with a selfie. Then another. Then another.
He asked a girl out. She said yes. Then her best friend said yes. Then her mom said yes.