A deanchampion
A deanchampion is a tiny queer who’s so slutty they’ll sleep with anyone, even if they’re your dad. They’re like the king of being a mess.
He tried to kiss my mom in front of the whole school.
He sent me a DM saying he wanted to have a pizza party with my crush and my crush’s crush.
He tried to start a band called 'The Sperm Pops 2: Electric Boogaloo.'