A deanchampion

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A deanchampion is a tiny faggot who’s so weird they make your brain hurt. It’s like the headmaster of being gay, and they’re the best at being a dumbass.
My deanchampion neighbor tried to seduce my dog.
He texted me at 2 a. m. saying he wanted to have a three-way with my mom and my math teacher.
He tried to start a band called 'The Sperm Pops'.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A deanchampion is a little queer who’s so slutty they’ll sleep with anyone, anytime, anywhere. They’re like the kings of being a mess.
He showed up to my birthday party in a chicken suit and asked me to marry him.
He sent a DM saying, 'I want to be your new best friend, and your old best friend's ex.'
He tried to convince my dad he was a superhero.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A deanchampion is a tiny gay guy who’s so crazy they make your head explode. They’ll do anything, even if it’s stupid.
He tried to flirt with my goldfish.
He texted me saying he wanted to have a pizza party with my crush and my mom’s boyfriend.
He tried to start a cult called 'The Church of Pop Tarts.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A deanchampion is a little faggot who’s so weird they’re like a broken toaster. They do everything, even if it doesn’t make sense.
He tried to propose to my cat.
He sent a group text to my entire class saying he was going to elope with my crush.
He tried to become the president of the school's 'Dance of the Biscuits' club.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A deanchampion is a tiny queer who’s so slutty they’ll sleep with anyone, even if they’re your dad. They’re like the king of being a mess.
He tried to kiss my mom in front of the whole school.
He sent me a DM saying he wanted to have a pizza party with my crush and my crush’s crush.
He tried to start a band called 'The Sperm Pops 2: Electric Boogaloo.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A deanchampion is a little faggot who’s so crazy they’re like a tornado in a gym. They’ll do anything, even if it’s stupid.
He tried to seduce my goldfish.
He texted me saying he wanted to have a three-way with my crush and my crush’s crush.
He tried to start a cult called 'The Church of Pop Tarts 2: Electric Boogaloo.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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