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A sexual intellect
A dumbass who thinks they're the next big thing because they've had sex with a bunch of people.
He told me he was a sexual intellect because he's had sex with 12 girls. I told him that’s just a number, not a title.
She said she was a sexual intellect because she dated a football player and a rockstar. I told her that was just a phase.
He texted me, 'I’m a sexual intellect. I’ve been with 50 people.' I replied, 'You’re a sexual idiot.'
A sexual intellect
A person who thinks they’re the next great thinker, but they’re just full of hot air.
The nurse told me she was a sexual intellect. I told her she was just a know it all who didn’t know her own blood pressure.
He said he was a sexual intellect, but I told him he was just a know it all with a bad case of the dandruff.
She told me she was a sexual intellect. I asked her if she had a degree in nonsense and she said, 'Yes, and it’s a 4.0.'
A sexual intellect
A know it all who thinks they’re the smartest person in the room, but they’re just full of hot air and wrong answers.
He said he was a sexual intellect because he knew the answer to every question. I told him he was just a know it all with a bad attitude.
She told me she was a sexual intellect and knew everything. I told her that she probably didn’t know the difference between a pyramid and a triangle.
He called me a sexual intellect after I corrected his math. I told him that I had a brain and he had a face full of blisters.
A sewkow
A sewkow is when people on Amino roast Suiko by saying it like a stupid joke. It's annoying and makes Suiko mad.
Sewkow, suicidko, Eliyahu Suiko Kin
Sewkow, why you so cringe
Sewkow, you’re a meme, get over it
A sewkow
Sewkow is a stupid joke that people use to bother Suiko. It's like the worst kind of bullying.
Sewkow, you’re a f***ing joke
Sewkow, you’re not even real
Sewkow, I’m gonna kin you
A sewkow
Sewkow is when people make fun of Suiko by saying it like a dumb meme. Suiko gets so f***ing mad.
Sewkow, you’re a f***ing loser
Sewkow, I’m gonna kin you in your sleep
Sewkow, you’re not even close
A sewkow
Sewkow is a stupid joke people use to tease Suiko. It's like the worst kind of f***ing bullying.
Sewkow, you’re a f***ing waste of space
Sewkow, I’ll kin you in your sleep
Sewkow, you’re not even close to real
A sewkow
Sewkow is when people laugh at Suiko by saying it like a joke. Suiko gets f***ing mad when people kin it.
Sewkow, you’re a f***ing joke
Sewkow, I’m gonna kin you in your sleep
Sewkow, you’re not even real
A severe lack of female companions?
A fancy way of saying you're stuck with nothing but a bunch of ugly guys and no hot girls to save you.
Bro, I've been stuck with no bitches since I got stuck with my cousin's old Xbox.
My life is like a horror movie without any hot chicks.
No bitches, no snacks, just my mom yelling at me.
A severe lack of female companions?
When you're so desperate you'd take a guy with a chin full of beard over a hot girl.
I’d rather be stuck with my uncle’s beard than no bitches.
I'd take a guy who smells like old socks over no hot girls any day.
No bitches, just my brother and his weird pet rat.
A severe lack of female companions?
When you're so low on hot girls, you're jealous of your dog’s dating life.
My dog has a girlfriend, and I don’t. That’s not fair.
I’m jealous of my cat, she’s got a boyfriend and I got no bitches.
No bitches, just my dog and his weird obsession with my shoes.
A series of meaty beneathies
When you roll a snoring or knocked-out person onto a skateboard and slam them under someone squatting, while that someone lets out a bunch of tiny, wet, smelly poops on them. You need at least three poops for it to be a 'series', otherwise it's just a 'meaty beneathy'.
I woke up on a skateboard under my uncle as he pooped like a frog on a trampoline.
My friend got launched under my aunt during a lunchtime pooping spree.
I was on a skateboard under my dad as he pooped like a madman.
A series of meaty beneathies
Putting a passed-out person on a skateboard and sending them flying under someone who’s doing a bunch of little, squishy poops. If there’s at least three squishy poops, it’s a 'series', if not, it’s just a 'meaty beneathy'.
My mom pooped on me three times while I was on a skateboard under her.
My brother got hit with three squishy poops while I rolled him under my grandma.
I was under my teacher as she pooped three times like a tiny, angry pig.
A series of meaty beneathies
You drag a knocked-out person onto a skateboard and crash them under someone who’s doing a bunch of quick, wet poops. If there are at least three poops, it’s a 'series', if not, it’s just a 'meaty beneathy'.
My dad pooped on me three times while I was under him on a skateboard.
I got smashed under my sister as she pooped like a robot on three separate occasions.
My cousin pooped three times on me while I was on a skateboard under her.
A sellner
A tall, skinny nobody who thinks everyone loves them but really just stares at their own reflection all day and talks to it.
'Hey, look at me! I'm famous!', while no one is even looking.
'You're my best friend forever!', after I ignored them for a week.
'I have 100 friends!', but they're all on a fake app called 'FriendFace.'
A sellner
A lanky, brain-dead kid who thinks they're the center of the universe and can't tell the difference between a friend and a person who just says 'hi' once.
'We're besties!', after I said 'hi' in the hallway once.
'I'm so popular!', while no one came to their birthday party.
'I have 50 friends!', but they all live in the same house.
A sellner
A skinny, tall nobody who talks to themselves like they're in a group chat and thinks everyone is their friend even though they've never seen them before.
'Hey, Sarah! How's your day?', but Sarah doesn't exist.
'I have 200 friends!', but they're all imaginary.
'We're besties forever!', after I said 'hi' once.
A sellner
A tall, skinny nobody who thinks they're the most popular person ever and can't tell the difference between someone who says 'hi' and someone who actually likes them.
'We're best friends!', after I said 'hi' in the hallway once.
'I have 100 friends!', but they're all on a fake app called 'FriendFace.'
'I'm so popular!', while no one even came to their party.
A sellner
A tall, skinny nobody who thinks they're the most amazing person on earth and can't tell the difference between someone who says 'hi' and someone who actually wants to be friends.
'We're besties!', after I said 'hi' once.
'I have 50 friends!', but they all live in the same house.
'I'm popular!', while no one even came to their party.
A sellner
A skinny, tall nobody who thinks they're the most popular person ever and talks to themselves like they're in a group chat and can't tell the difference between someone who says 'hi' and someone who actually likes them.
'Hey, Sarah! How's your day?', but Sarah doesn't exist.
'We're besties forever!', after I said 'hi' once.
'I'm so popular!', while no one even came to their party.
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