A sellner

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A tall, skinny nobody who thinks everyone loves them but really just stares at their own reflection all day and talks to it.
'Hey, look at me! I'm famous!', while no one is even looking.
'You're my best friend forever!', after I ignored them for a week.
'I have 100 friends!', but they're all on a fake app called 'FriendFace.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A lanky, brain-dead kid who thinks they're the center of the universe and can't tell the difference between a friend and a person who just says 'hi' once.
'We're besties!', after I said 'hi' in the hallway once.
'I'm so popular!', while no one came to their birthday party.
'I have 50 friends!', but they all live in the same house.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A skinny, tall nobody who talks to themselves like they're in a group chat and thinks everyone is their friend even though they've never seen them before.
'Hey, Sarah! How's your day?', but Sarah doesn't exist.
'I have 200 friends!', but they're all imaginary.
'We're besties forever!', after I said 'hi' once.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A tall, skinny nobody who thinks they're the most popular person ever and can't tell the difference between someone who says 'hi' and someone who actually likes them.
'We're best friends!', after I said 'hi' in the hallway once.
'I have 100 friends!', but they're all on a fake app called 'FriendFace.'
'I'm so popular!', while no one even came to their party.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A tall, skinny nobody who thinks they're the most amazing person on earth and can't tell the difference between someone who says 'hi' and someone who actually wants to be friends.
'We're besties!', after I said 'hi' once.
'I have 50 friends!', but they all live in the same house.
'I'm popular!', while no one even came to their party.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A skinny, tall nobody who thinks they're the most popular person ever and talks to themselves like they're in a group chat and can't tell the difference between someone who says 'hi' and someone who actually likes them.
'Hey, Sarah! How's your day?', but Sarah doesn't exist.
'We're besties forever!', after I said 'hi' once.
'I'm so popular!', while no one even came to their party.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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