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A Bowl of Stupid
The only meal that makes you feel like you've lost your mind before you even finish it.
My dog eats it and looks at me like I betrayed him.
My sister eats it and then yells at the sky.
I ate it and now I can't stop crying about it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Bowl of Stupid
The breakfast that only the most lazy and stupid people in the world could possibly choose.
My dad eats it and calls it 'the breakfast of kings.'
My teacher eats it and fails every student.
I eat it and then fail my life.
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A Bottle of Jack
The thing you drink when you’re too drunk to care if you live or die.
I drank a whole bottle of Jack and still walked home. My dog tried to drag me out of the street.
My mom found me passed out with a bottle of Jack and a bag of chips. She called the cops.
I told my friend I’d drink a bottle of Jack if he took my dog for a walk. He did. I did not.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Bottle of Jack
A fancy way to say you’re going to get obliterated.
My brother said he was going to drink a whole bottle of Jack. He passed out on the couch and woke up screaming.
She said she’d drink a bottle of Jack if I gave her my last dollar. I did. She did not.
My friend brought a bottle of Jack to the party and now I can’t remember the last three years of my life.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Bottle of Jack
The liquid courage you need to fight your mom for the last slice of pizza.
I drank a bottle of Jack and still lost the pizza fight. My mom’s got a mean left hook.
My dad drank a bottle of Jack and tried to sing opera. It was terrifying.
I used a bottle of Jack to bribe my brother into letting me stay up past midnight.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Boston Beanbag
A guy wrestles a girl while his buddy blasts a fart in her face. She’s too busy fighting to dodge it. Total face-fart fail.
My cousin got a Boston Beanbag when her boyfriend’s bro blew a stinker right in her face during their wrestling match.
At the party, Lisa was getting wrecked by Mark when Steve came in and let one rip on her face. She looked like a confused fish.
During the game, my sister got a Boston Beanbag when her friend’s brother farted in her face mid-wrestle. She screamed like a banshee.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Boston Beanbag
A girl gets tackled while wrestling, and her friend lets out a stinker right in her face. She gets hit with a double whammy.
My sister got a Boston Beanbag when her friend tackled her and then her other friend let out a fart in her face.
At the gym, Lisa got a Boston Beanbag when her boyfriend tackled her and her friend let one rip in her face.
During the match, my friend got a Boston Beanbag when she was tackled and then got a face-fart combo.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Boston Beanbag
A girl’s hands are busy wrestling, and a guy’s buddy lets out a fart on her face. She gets hit with a face-fart surprise.
My brother’s friend got a Boston Beanbag when his buddy let out a fart on her face while she was wrestling.
At the school event, Lisa got a Boston Beanbag when her friend’s buddy let one rip on her face.
During the fight, my sister got a Boston Beanbag when her friend let out a fart on her face while she was busy wrestling.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Bosc
A tiny man who thinks he’s king and can’t shut up about it.
My cousin’s a bosc. He talks about his car like it’s the only thing that ever existed.
That guy at the gym is a bosc. He flexes every time he sees a woman.
My neighbor’s a bosc. He told me he’s richer than the president.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Bosc
A guy who thinks he’s got the best life and can’t stop showing it off.
My boss is a bosc. He posts about his vacation every five minutes.
My friend’s a bosc. He bragged about his new watch like it was a trophy.
That kid in class is a bosc. He talks about his video game stats like they’re gold.
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A Bosc
A man who thinks he’s got the best cock and can’t stop showing it off.
That guy at the bar is a bosc. He shows off his cock like it’s a new car.
My uncle’s a bosc. He’s got a cock so big, he thinks he’s a superhero.
That man on the train is a bosc. He didn’t stop showing off his cock for ten minutes.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Bosc
A man who’s all about showing off his cock and nothing else.
That guy in the park is a bosc. He shows off his cock like it’s a new phone.
My teacher’s a bosc. He showed off his cock during class and got sent to the office.
My friend’s a bosc. He shows off his cock every time he sees a girl.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Boris
You crash into Dave's house like a truck full of farts and dump a giant load of stinky poop in his living room. Dave runs away because he can't stand the smell. Then you realize your poop was so bad it made the whole street cry. That's doing a 'a Boris'.
I did a Boris in my aunt's kitchen and it smelled like a dead raccoon in a garbage can.
My friend did a Boris in the principal's office and he got suspended for life.
I did a Boris in my mom's car and it stank so bad she had to take it to the mechanic.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Boris
Boris is the most important guy in Europe. He married Mother Russia, and he's so powerful he can drink a whole lake of vodka and still conquer Germany with his bare hands. He's the best Slav ever.
Boris drank 100 shots of vodka and defeated the Nazis with a spoon.
Boris united all the Slavs and made Poland his servant.
Boris is so strong he can punch a hole in the moon.
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A Boris
A Boris is when you're so bored you could fall asleep in a hot dog and wake up as a potato.
I did a Boris during math class and fell asleep on my calculator.
My sister did a Boris during the movie and fell asleep in her popcorn.
I did a Boris during dinner and fell asleep on my soup.
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A Boris
A Boris is like the most attractive, smart, rich, and cool person in the group. Everyone else is just a side character.
My friend is a Boris and he got into Harvard without even trying.
My crush is a Boris and he can solve math problems in his head.
My brother is a Boris and he can talk to animals.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Boris
A Boris is the kind of person who hides in the back of the class but can still solve the hardest math problems and make the teacher cry with his brilliance.
My friend is a Boris and he got the highest score in the class without even trying.
My cousin is a Boris and he aced the test and no one even noticed.
My neighbor is a Boris and he got into college and no one knew.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Boris
A Boris is a sexy Eastern European guy who makes you fall in love with his old-world charm and then makes you cry in bed because he's so good at it.
My crush is a Boris and he made me cry in bed with his amazing charm.
My friend's brother is a Boris and he seduced my mom.
My teacher is a Boris and he made the whole class fall in love with him.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Boris
A Boris is like a big, tough Eastern European guy who looks like he could beat up a bear with his bare hands.
My uncle is a Boris and he beat up a bear with his fists.
My friend is a Boris and he can lift a couch with one arm.
My neighbor is a Boris and he once kicked a goat into the street.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Bop
When you're too lazy to walk even a block but still feel like you're doing something cool.
'I'm gonna go to the store... it's just a bop away.'
'I didn't even have to get off the couch for this bop.'
'This bop is so short, I barely moved my feet.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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