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A Farewell to Pants
A smelly comic book made by Chris MacQueeney. It roasts a fancy book by Hemmingway and has gross stuff that makes kids under 17 cry and swear.
My teacher made me read it and I threw up.
My cousin tried to read it and now he talks like a sailor.
I showed it to my mom and she banned me from eating pizza.
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A Farewell to Pants
A comic by Chris MacQueeney that laughs at Hemmingway's book. It has dirty pictures and language so bad it should be banned from schools.
I read it in class and got sent to the principal's office.
My friend tried to draw it and now his desk is covered in ink.
My brother read it and now he calls everyone 'babe'.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Farewell to Pants
A smelly graphic novel by Chris MacQueeney. It makes fun of a fancy book and has so much swearing it could make a priest blush.
I read it and my dad grounded me for a week.
My sister read it and now she says 'darn' instead of 'damn'.
I showed it to my grandma and she threw a fit.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Farewell to Arms
A book from 1929 by Ernest Hemingway. Also a fake band that thinks they’re cool but they’re just sad.
My lit teacher made us read it and I fell asleep. My dog woke me up and ate my notes.
My cousin’s band name is ‘A Farewell to Arms’ and they play elevator music. I cried.
I tried to write a book like it and it’s just me ranting about my ex.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Farewell to Arms
A novel by Hemingway. Also a band that’s just a group of guys who never left high school.
I tried to read it and it felt like my teacher was talking to me. I just wanted to die.
My friend’s band plays it at parties and it’s just sad piano music. I hate it.
My mom thinks it’s a love story. It’s just a bunch of guys being dramatic.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Farewell to Arms
A book by Hemingway. Also a band that thinks they’re deep but they’re just full of hot air.
My brother’s band plays it and they think it’s cool. It’s just a guy singing about war and love. Boring.
I tried to write a song like it and it just sounded like my grandpa’s voice.
My teacher said it was a masterpiece. I said it was a disaster.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Farewell to Arms
A book by Hemingway. Also a band that thinks they’re tough but they’re just weak.
I read it and it was like my teacher was giving me a lecture. I fell asleep.
My friend’s band name is ‘A Farewell to Arms’ and they sing about love and war. It’s just sad.
I tried to write a book like it and I just wrote about my ex. It was bad.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Farewell to Arms
A book by Hemingway. Also a band that thinks they’re cool but they’re just plain old.
I tried to read it and I just wanted to throw my book out the window.
My cousin’s band plays it and it’s just a bunch of guys singing about love and war. It’s boring.
I tried to write a song like it and it was just me singing about my ex. It was terrible.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Farewell to Glocks
A Farewell to Glocks is when everyone in Counter-Strike: Source throws their glocks on the floor like they’re trash. It happens when the map changes and no one knows why they’re doing it. It’s like a big middle finger to the game.
My team threw 10 glocks on the floor like they were going out of style.
I dropped my gun just because someone said it looked cool.
We all threw our guns like we were getting fired.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Farewell to Glocks
A Farewell to Glocks is like a group freakout at the end of a game. Everyone buys a Glock and tosses it like it betrayed them. No one knows why it happens, but it’s the most annoying tradition ever.
I dropped my Glock because I had no idea what I was doing.
My teammates threw their guns like they had a death wish.
We all tossed our glocks like they were our exes.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Farewell to Glocks
A Farewell to Glocks is when people in Counter-Strike: Source throw their glocks on the ground like they’re going to war. It’s a stupid thing that happens every time the map changes. No one knows why, but it’s the worst part of the game.
I threw my gun like it had wronged me.
My team dropped their glocks like it was a group project.
We all tossed our guns like we were done with life.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Farewell to Glocks
A Farewell to Glocks is when everyone in a Counter-Strike: Source server drops their Glock like it was the last one on Earth. No one knows why it happens, but it’s a dumb tradition that nobody wants to stop.
We all dropped our glocks like we were being punished.
I threw my gun because I was mad at the map change.
My team tossed their glocks like they had nothing left to lose.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Farewell to Glocks
A Farewell to Glocks is when all the players in Counter-Strike: Source throw their glocks like they were going to fight each other. It happens at the end of a map and no one knows why, but it’s a weird thing that nobody seems to mind.
We all dropped our glocks like it was a group hug.
I threw my gun because I had nothing better to do.
My teammates tossed their glocks like they were done with the game.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Farewell to Glocks
A Farewell to Glocks is when everyone in Counter-Strike: Source drops their Glock like it was the last one they would ever see. It happens when the map changes and nobody knows why it happens, but it’s a big part of the game’s stupidness.
I dropped my gun because I was done with the map change.
My team threw their glocks like they were escaping a prison.
We all tossed our glocks like we were getting fired.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Fake Smile
A fake smile is when you look sweet but you're thinking about how much you want to punch the person in the face. It's for people who are too posh to throw a hissy fit but still want to make the person feel like a used up tampon.
My aunt smiled at my cousin's ugly baby. She was thinking about how she wanted to drown it in the toilet.
My boss smiled at me when I spilled coffee on his suit. He was thinking about how he wanted to fire me and my sister.
My mom smiled at my dad when he said he was going to eat the last slice of pizza. She was thinking about how she wanted to strangle him with a phone cord.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Fake Smile
A fake smile is what you wear when you see someone you hate, like a fat loser, a cheating ex, or a guy who thinks he's a gangster.
I smiled at my ex when she showed up at my birthday party. I was thinking about how I wanted to throw her in a lake.
My neighbor smiled at me when I told him I was going to beat him up. He was thinking about how he wanted to run away and hide in a closet.
My cousin smiled at me when I told her I was going to steal her boyfriend. She was thinking about how she wanted to punch me in the face.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Fake Smile
A fake smile is what you use to hide how sad you are. It's for people who are too weak to cry but still want to look like they're having a good time.
I smiled at my friends when I got dumped. I was thinking about how I wanted to cry in the toilet.
My brother smiled at me when he lost his job. He was thinking about how he wanted to eat a whole pizza box.
My mom smiled at me when she got a divorce. She was thinking about how she wanted to throw a party and get drunk.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Fake Smile
A fake smile is what people use to hide their real feelings. They're just pretending to be happy while they're actually dying inside.
My teacher smiled at me when I failed the test. She was thinking about how she wanted to fail me and my whole class.
My friend smiled at me when I told her I was going to beat her up. She was thinking about how she wanted to run away and hide in a closet.
My dad smiled at me when I told him I was going to beat him up. He was thinking about how he wanted to eat a whole pizza box.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Fake Smile
A fake smile is what a fake rapper uses when he only has one stupid song and he's trying to look cool.
My cousin smiled at me when he told me he was a rapper. He was thinking about how he wanted to drop more music and become a real rapper.
My friend smiled at me when he told me he was going to beat me up. He was thinking about how he wanted to drop more music and become a real rapper.
My neighbor smiled at me when he told me he was going to beat me up. He was thinking about how he wanted to drop more music and become a real rapper.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Fake Smile
A fake smile is the best move when someone starts a fight with you over the stupidest reasons, like a spilled soda or a bad haircut.
I smiled at my friend when he started a fight with me over a spilled soda. I was thinking about how I wanted to beat him up.
My brother smiled at me when he started a fight with me over a bad haircut. He was thinking about how he wanted to beat me up.
My mom smiled at me when she started a fight with me over a spilled soda. She was thinking about how she wanted to beat me up.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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