A Fake Smile
A fake smile is the best move when someone starts a fight with you over the stupidest reasons, like a spilled soda or a bad haircut.
I smiled at my friend when he started a fight with me over a spilled soda. I was thinking about how I wanted to beat him up.
My brother smiled at me when he started a fight with me over a bad haircut. He was thinking about how he wanted to beat me up.
My mom smiled at me when she started a fight with me over a spilled soda. She was thinking about how she wanted to beat me up.