A Fake Smile

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A fake smile is when you look sweet but you're thinking about how much you want to punch the person in the face. It's for people who are too posh to throw a hissy fit but still want to make the person feel like a used up tampon.
My aunt smiled at my cousin's ugly baby. She was thinking about how she wanted to drown it in the toilet.
My boss smiled at me when I spilled coffee on his suit. He was thinking about how he wanted to fire me and my sister.
My mom smiled at my dad when he said he was going to eat the last slice of pizza. She was thinking about how she wanted to strangle him with a phone cord.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A fake smile is what you wear when you see someone you hate, like a fat loser, a cheating ex, or a guy who thinks he's a gangster.
I smiled at my ex when she showed up at my birthday party. I was thinking about how I wanted to throw her in a lake.
My neighbor smiled at me when I told him I was going to beat him up. He was thinking about how he wanted to run away and hide in a closet.
My cousin smiled at me when I told her I was going to steal her boyfriend. She was thinking about how she wanted to punch me in the face.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A fake smile is what you use to hide how sad you are. It's for people who are too weak to cry but still want to look like they're having a good time.
I smiled at my friends when I got dumped. I was thinking about how I wanted to cry in the toilet.
My brother smiled at me when he lost his job. He was thinking about how he wanted to eat a whole pizza box.
My mom smiled at me when she got a divorce. She was thinking about how she wanted to throw a party and get drunk.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A fake smile is what people use to hide their real feelings. They're just pretending to be happy while they're actually dying inside.
My teacher smiled at me when I failed the test. She was thinking about how she wanted to fail me and my whole class.
My friend smiled at me when I told her I was going to beat her up. She was thinking about how she wanted to run away and hide in a closet.
My dad smiled at me when I told him I was going to beat him up. He was thinking about how he wanted to eat a whole pizza box.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A fake smile is what a fake rapper uses when he only has one stupid song and he's trying to look cool.
My cousin smiled at me when he told me he was a rapper. He was thinking about how he wanted to drop more music and become a real rapper.
My friend smiled at me when he told me he was going to beat me up. He was thinking about how he wanted to drop more music and become a real rapper.
My neighbor smiled at me when he told me he was going to beat me up. He was thinking about how he wanted to drop more music and become a real rapper.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A fake smile is the best move when someone starts a fight with you over the stupidest reasons, like a spilled soda or a bad haircut.
I smiled at my friend when he started a fight with me over a spilled soda. I was thinking about how I wanted to beat him up.
My brother smiled at me when he started a fight with me over a bad haircut. He was thinking about how he wanted to beat me up.
My mom smiled at me when she started a fight with me over a spilled soda. She was thinking about how she wanted to beat me up.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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