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A Job
Someone who hangs out on the street for no good reason and acts like it's a lifestyle.
He's been on the street for years. It's not a lifestyle. It's a punishment.
She hangs out on the street like it's a fashion statement.
He's on the street for no reason. It's not a lifestyle.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Job
Getting paid to do things you would never do if you weren't paid.
I get paid to clean up messes I would never make.
I get paid to do things I don't want to do.
I get paid to care for shit I don't care about.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A JoF
A JoF is when someone calls a Jon, Jonathan, John, or Johnathan a silly name that sounds like a fart.
@JonJon99: I'm not a JoF, I'm a legend
DM: Yo, JoF, why you always messin' with me?
Teacher: Jon, I'm gonna give you a JoF for your bad behavior
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A JoF
A JoF is when you pretend to do something that's actually just a fancy way of saying you're jerking off.
Text: Bro, I did a JoF in the bathroom during lunch
Tweet: My math teacher saw me doing a JoF
DM: You JoF'd in front of my mom, I'm never talking to you again
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A JoF
A JoF is when you come in someone's face like a messy spaghetti dish, and no one thinks it's a bad idea.
Tweet: I did a JoF on my crush and it was glorious
Text: My brother did a JoF on my mom, she didn’t even care
DM: I did a JoF on my teacher, and now I’m grounded
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A JoF
A JoF is like a Jif, but longer, like a whole run around the block, and it feels like forever.
Text: I did a JoF for 26 minutes, my hand was numb
Tweet: A JoF is like running a marathon with your brain
DM: I did a JoF during my lunch break and missed my bus
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A JoF
A JoF is when two guys flirt, then have a hot gay sex party, and one guy licks the other for 17 minutes and says they're Joffed.
Text: My friend had a JoF with his crush, it was wild
Tweet: My cousin had a JoF and got licked for 17 minutes
DM: I had a JoF with my gym buddy and now I’m famous
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A JoF
A JoF is a man who loves little girls' pants more than he loves his own brain.
Tweet: My uncle is a JoF, he buys little girls' pants every week
Text: My dad is a JoF and he still thinks it's cute
DM: My neighbor is a JoF and he walks around in little girl pants
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A JoF
A JoF is when you feel like your whole life got stolen and you’re too sad to care.
Text: I had a JoF after my dog died
Tweet: My JoF hit me when I failed my math test
DM: I had a JoF and started eating cereal for dinner
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Joan
Joan is a hot, smart, and hilarious woman who can talk trash and make your face turn red. She's got a smile that could light up a room and a tongue that can slice you to pieces if you mess with her.
Joan walked into the bar and every man turned their heads. The bar turned into a love triangle. I was the third wheel and I didn't even want to be there.
Joan laughed at my joke and I felt like I had just won the lottery.
When Joan said I was ugly, I believed her. I actually started crying.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Joan
Joan is a rich, pretty, and tough girl who doesn’t want you to worry about her. She’ll be nice, but if you cross her, she’ll give you a lesson you won’t forget.
Joan said I was a disgrace. I felt like I was being fired from my dream job.
Joan broke up with me and I was too embarrassed to talk to her for a week.
Joan was nice to me until I called her a fat cow. Then she gave me a black eye and a warning.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Joan
Joan is a crazy, sporty, and smart woman who never gives up. She's got a brain and a body that can take on anyone.
Joan ran a marathon and still had time to beat me in a game of chess.
Joan was the best in the class and I had to try twice as hard just to keep up.
Joan made me run laps around the school because I didn't do my homework.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Joan
Joan is a kind, sweet, and beautiful girl who always looks out for people. She’s got a heart of gold and a brain that works overtime.
Joan helped me when I was stuck on my math test. She was like a superhero to me.
Joan took care of my dog when I was sick and I felt like the luckiest person in the world.
Joan told me I was a good friend and that made my whole day.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Joan
Joan is the most amazing person you will ever meet. Her coolness is so powerful that it can make even the most boring people excited.
Joan told me I was the best friend ever and I actually believed her.
Joan walked into the room and the whole class was like, 'Who is that?'
Joan made me want to buy a camel just to follow her through the desert.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Joan
To put down or make fun of someone. It’s like giving them a free insult.
I made fun of him and he turned red. He looked like a tomato.
She called me a loser and I felt like the saddest person in the world.
He made fun of me in front of everyone and I wanted to punch him.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Joan
To joke on a nigga. It's like laughing at someone while they're trying to be cool.
He made fun of me and I felt like the saddest person in the world.
She said I was a loser and I believed her. I felt like I was being fired.
He laughed at me when I messed up and that made me feel like a total idiot.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Jizz
The messy white stuff that comes out when you slam your little meat to the point it explodes.
My little meat exploded and I got white stuff all over my pants.
He hit his meat so hard, his little meat blew up and white stuff came out.
I was jerking off in the library and my meat exploded, white stuff everywhere.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Jizz
When a guy shoots white goo from his dick like it's a firehose.
He shot white goo all over the couch like a firehose.
She was covered in white goo from his firehose dick.
He turned on the firehose and shot white goo all over the shower.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Jizz
The stupid music that plays in the Star Wars bar when the cool guys are hanging out.
The stupid music in the bar was playing when the cool guys were hanging out.
That bar music was the worst, but the cool guys loved it.
I hated that stupid music, but the cool guys thought it was awesome.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Jizz
When you're doing the dirty deed with someone.
He was doing the dirty deed with his girlfriend.
They were doing the dirty deed in the back of the car.
She caught him doing the dirty deed with his best friend.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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