Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A JoF is when someone calls a Jon, Jonathan, John, or Johnathan a silly name that sounds like a fart.

@JonJon99: I'm not a JoF, I'm a legend

DM: Yo, JoF, why you always messin' with me?

Teacher: Jon, I'm gonna give you a JoF for your bad behavior

2

A JoF is when you pretend to do something that's actually just a fancy way of saying you're jerking off.

Text: Bro, I did a JoF in the bathroom during lunch

Tweet: My math teacher saw me doing a JoF

DM: You JoF'd in front of my mom, I'm never talking to you again

3

A JoF is when you come in someone's face like a messy spaghetti dish, and no one thinks it's a bad idea.

Tweet: I did a JoF on my crush and it was glorious

Text: My brother did a JoF on my mom, she didn’t even care

DM: I did a JoF on my teacher, and now I’m grounded

4

A JoF is like a Jif, but longer, like a whole run around the block, and it feels like forever.

Text: I did a JoF for 26 minutes, my hand was numb

Tweet: A JoF is like running a marathon with your brain

DM: I did a JoF during my lunch break and missed my bus

5

A JoF is when two guys flirt, then have a hot gay sex party, and one guy licks the other for 17 minutes and says they're Joffed.

Text: My friend had a JoF with his crush, it was wild

Tweet: My cousin had a JoF and got licked for 17 minutes

DM: I had a JoF with my gym buddy and now I’m famous

6

A JoF is a man who loves little girls' pants more than he loves his own brain.

Tweet: My uncle is a JoF, he buys little girls' pants every week

Text: My dad is a JoF and he still thinks it's cute

DM: My neighbor is a JoF and he walks around in little girl pants

7

A JoF is when you feel like your whole life got stolen and you’re too sad to care.

Text: I had a JoF after my dog died

Tweet: My JoF hit me when I failed my math test

DM: I had a JoF and started eating cereal for dinner