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A Face A Yard Long
This is when a person is so irritated they could probably start a fight in the middle of a quiet library.
My sister got a bad grade and looked like she was about to scream.
My dad saw the bill and looked like he was about to yell.
My friend saw her crush with someone else and looked like she was about to cry.
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A Fabian
A Fabian is a guy who tries to hit you with a bowl that’s so old it smells like a dead raccoon. It’s like taking a hit from a trash can that’s been used by a bunch of losers.
I took a hit from Fabian’s bowl and it felt like I was breathing in a dead dog.
His hit was so bad I almost cried.
That hit was worse than my mom’s cooking.
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A Fabian
Fabian is the kind of guy who will drag you out of your corner just to tell you he loves you, even if he’s got a hangover and smells like a sock drawer.
Fabian came up to me in the hallway and said, ‘You look sad. I’m gonna fix that.’
He told me his secrets and I didn’t laugh. I just screamed into my pillow.
He listened to my problems and told me to ‘just shut up and take it.’
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A Fabian
Fabian is the guy who will make you laugh even when you’re mad at him. He’s like a weird, hot version of your uncle who also likes to flirt with your mom.
He made me laugh so hard I peed my pants.
He flirted with my crush and I almost died.
He’s like a hot uncle who also knows all your secrets.
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A Fabian
Fabian is the kind of guy who will argue with you for hours and then tell you he loves you. He’s got a deep voice and a mouth full of swear words.
He argued with me for an hour and I still didn’t win.
He said, ‘You’re an idiot,’ and I believed him.
He gave me the worst speech of my life and I still liked him.
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A Fabian
Fabian is a guy with a face that looks like a million dollars. He’s got a big penis and a smile that could make you fall in love.
He looked like a movie star when he walked in the room.
His penis is so big it could be a new planet.
He smiled at me and I almost fainted.
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A Fabian
A Fabian is a guy who can be your best friend or your worst enemy. He’s sexy and he’ll fight you if you say one bad word about him.
He was my best friend until I called him a ‘fart in a sock.’
He threatened to beat me up for no reason.
He’s like a love interest who also has a temper.
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A Fabian
A Fabian is like a beast in a human body. He’s got a body that looks like it was made by God and a personality that’s wild and fun.
He looked like a superhero when he walked in.
He can fight anyone and win.
He’s like a wild animal in a suit.
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A Fabergé egg is a jewelled egg first created by the jewellery firm House of Fabergé, in Saint Petersburg, Russia. As many as 69 Czarist Russia Era eggs ...
A Fabergé egg is a fancy jewelled egg made by a rich Russian jewellery company. They made like 69 of them for the Czars, who were total kings with no sense.
My grandma has a Fabergé egg, and it’s more valuable than my college degree.
I’d kill for a Fabergé egg. I’d even kill for a fake one.
That Fabergé egg is so expensive, it makes my rent look cheap.
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A Fabergé egg is a jewelled egg first created by the jewellery firm House of Fabergé, in Saint Petersburg, Russia. As many as 69 Czarist Russia Era eggs ...
A Fabergé egg is a sparkling egg made by a Russian jeweller. The Czars got up to 69 of them, and they probably never washed the dishes.
That Fabergé egg is so shiny, it outshines my ex.
If I had a Fabergé egg, I wouldn’t need a therapist.
My dad bought a Fabergé egg, and now he thinks he’s royalty.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Fabergé egg is a jewelled egg first created by the jewellery firm House of Fabergé, in Saint Petersburg, Russia. As many as 69 Czarist Russia Era eggs ...
A Fabergé egg is a glittery egg made by a Russian jeweller. The Czars had 69 of them, and they were probably too busy being kings to notice.
That Fabergé egg is so expensive, I’d rather eat dirt than own one.
I wish I had a Fabergé egg. I’d probably cry happy tears.
My rich cousin has a Fabergé egg, and I have a gym membership.
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A FULL ARSHOLE
a full areshole is the worst kind of arshole. they are loud, rude, and never shut up.
my uncle is a full areshole. he yells at the TV and eats my sandwich.
the guy at the bus stop is a full areshole. he told me my hair was ugly and then spat on my shoe.
my friend's dog is a full areshole. it barked at me for twenty minutes and stole my chips.
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A FULL ARSHOLE
a full areshole is like an arshole on steroids. they are mean, messy, and always in your face.
my teacher is a full areshole. she took my calculator and made me do math with my hands.
the guy in the grocery store is a full areshole. he dropped all my eggs and laughed at me.
my brother is a full areshole. he took my phone and played games on it for hours.
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A FULL ARSHOLE
a full areshole is the most annoying kind of arshole. they talk too much, they smell bad, and they never leave you alone.
my neighbor is a full areshole. he plays loud music at 2 a. m. and eats pizza with his hands.
the girl in my class is a full areshole. she talks to me and then laughs at my jokes.
my dad is a full areshole. he eats my breakfast and then tells me I'm fat.
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A FULL ARSHOLE
a full areshole is the biggest, loudest, and most rude kind of arshole. they don't care who they bother.
my cousin is a full areshole. he took my Xbox and played games for three hours.
the guy at the park is a full areshole. he threw my ball into the lake and laughed at me.
my mom is a full areshole. she took my candy and said I was too fat to eat it.
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A FULL ARSHOLE
a full areshole is the worst kind of arshole. they don’t care if you’re mad, tired, or even hungry.
my friend is a full areshole. he took my sandwich and said it was ‘too plain.’
the guy on the bus is a full areshole. he took my seat and said I looked ‘boring.’
my brother is a full areshole. he took my phone and said I was ‘too slow.’
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A FUCKING GUN
the tiny piece of metal that makes the quiet kid look like a superhero and turns the loud kid into a corpse
That kid pulled out the FUCKING GUN and shot me in the face during lunch.
My brother had the FUCKING GUN in his backpack and nobody even noticed.
The teacher just said 'go get the FUCKING GUN' and I died inside.
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A FUCKING GUN
fucking the gun is like shopping for gin but you do it in a hurry and you're not wearing pants
He was fucking the gun in the hallway and I got a face full of alcohol.
She was fucking the gun in the math class and I got a D.
My mom was fucking the gun and I got a broken nose.
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A FUCKING GUN
when two people do a stupid sex scene in a movie and nobody cares about the plot
That movie had a stupid sex scene and I fell asleep.
The actors did a stupid sex scene and I threw a pillow at the screen.
The stupid sex scene was worse than my sister's middle school drama.
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A FUCKING GUN
the most annoying insult you can make with just your fingers and a little attitude
He gave me the middle finger and I gave him the middle finger gun.
She made the middle finger gun and I cried.
My brother did the middle finger gun and I got a black eye.
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