A Joan
Joan is a rich, pretty, and tough girl who doesn’t want you to worry about her. She’ll be nice, but if you cross her, she’ll give you a lesson you won’t forget.
Joan said I was a disgrace. I felt like I was being fired from my dream job.
Joan broke up with me and I was too embarrassed to talk to her for a week.
Joan was nice to me until I called her a fat cow. Then she gave me a black eye and a warning.