A Joan

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Joan is a hot, smart, and hilarious woman who can talk trash and make your face turn red. She's got a smile that could light up a room and a tongue that can slice you to pieces if you mess with her.

Joan walked into the bar and every man turned their heads. The bar turned into a love triangle. I was the third wheel and I didn't even want to be there.

Joan laughed at my joke and I felt like I had just won the lottery.

When Joan said I was ugly, I believed her. I actually started crying.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Joan is a rich, pretty, and tough girl who doesn’t want you to worry about her. She’ll be nice, but if you cross her, she’ll give you a lesson you won’t forget.

Joan said I was a disgrace. I felt like I was being fired from my dream job.

Joan broke up with me and I was too embarrassed to talk to her for a week.

Joan was nice to me until I called her a fat cow. Then she gave me a black eye and a warning.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Joan is a crazy, sporty, and smart woman who never gives up. She's got a brain and a body that can take on anyone.

Joan ran a marathon and still had time to beat me in a game of chess.

Joan was the best in the class and I had to try twice as hard just to keep up.

Joan made me run laps around the school because I didn't do my homework.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Joan is a kind, sweet, and beautiful girl who always looks out for people. She’s got a heart of gold and a brain that works overtime.

Joan helped me when I was stuck on my math test. She was like a superhero to me.

Joan took care of my dog when I was sick and I felt like the luckiest person in the world.

Joan told me I was a good friend and that made my whole day.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Joan is the most amazing person you will ever meet. Her coolness is so powerful that it can make even the most boring people excited.

Joan told me I was the best friend ever and I actually believed her.

Joan walked into the room and the whole class was like, 'Who is that?'

Joan made me want to buy a camel just to follow her through the desert.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

To put down or make fun of someone. It’s like giving them a free insult.

I made fun of him and he turned red. He looked like a tomato.

She called me a loser and I felt like the saddest person in the world.

He made fun of me in front of everyone and I wanted to punch him.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

To joke on a nigga. It's like laughing at someone while they're trying to be cool.

He made fun of me and I felt like the saddest person in the world.

She said I was a loser and I believed her. I felt like I was being fired.

He laughed at me when I messed up and that made me feel like a total idiot.

by Slangipedia 16d ago