A dean
A Dean is someone who knows everything, even if they're full of hot air. They design stuff you can’t even understand, and they’re not even trying.
He told me he could build a rocket. I asked how. He said, 'I just press buttons.'
He designed a pump that can suck up a whole lake. I asked if it was real. He said, 'Of course it is.'
He said he knew everything about money. I asked him how much he had. He said, 'I don’t know, but it's a lot.'