Eat Butt
A special day when you get to go up to people and start eating their butts like they owe you money.
On October 9, I ate my teacher’s butt.
My friend ate my dad’s butt and he was mad.
At school, we ate each other’s butts all day.
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Eat Cardboard
When you take a hit of your grandma's homemade LSD that was slapped on cardboard like it was a curse from the devil.
My aunt took a hit and thought the cat was trying to speak Portuguese.
My cousin saw a ghost in the toaster and started yelling at it.
My uncle tried to dance with the ceiling fan and fell into the oven.
Eat Cardboard
When you take a load of LSD that was cut on cardboard because the blotter ran out and your mom didn't care.
My brother thought the dog was a wizard and started giving it money.
My sister tried to fight the TV and lost.
My dad tried to ride the vacuum and got stuck.
Eat Cardboard
When you take a hit of LSD that was poured on cardboard because you were too lazy to cut it properly and now your brain is on fire.
My cousin thought the fridge was singing and started dancing in the kitchen.
My brother tried to talk to the wall and got yelled at by it.
My sister started crying because the floor was being mean to her.
Eat Breakfast
A fancy way to say you're jacking off while pretending to eat.
Yo, I just walked in and saw him eating breakfast. He was alone, but I knew he was doing something else.
My roommate said he eats breakfast every morning. I don't believe him. He's probably just jerking off.
She called me for breakfast, but when I got there, she was eating a sandwich and I was eating myself.
Eat Breakfast
When you get your coffee from the Dean and it's so loaded with cum it feels like a breakfast from hell.
The Dean's coffee is so thick with cum it looks like sludge. That's not breakfast, that's a punishment.
He ate breakfast and it came out the other end. That's not a normal breakfast, that's a horror movie.
I think the Dean's breakfast is a trap. He gives you coffee, and then you get used by him.
Eat Breakfast
Eating breakfast on a mirror means you're taking drugs and you're high before you even get out of bed.
He woke up, looked in the mirror, and started eating breakfast. I knew he was high before he even brushed his teeth.
She ate breakfast on a mirror and then asked me if I wanted to take some coicane. I said no, I was already too high.
He had a mirror, a plate, and a sandwich. That's not breakfast, that's a drug deal.
Eat Breakfast
When a fat nerd is sitting there eating breakfast and you just have to call him out for being a fat nerd.
I walked in and saw Finn Murphy eating breakfast. I had to call him a fat nerd. He just laughed and kept eating.
He's the fattest nerd I know, and he eats breakfast like it's a competition.
Finn Murphy walked into the cafeteria and I had to call him a fat nerd eating breakfast. He said I was being rude.
Eat Breakfast
When you're doing something gross after your lover takes a dump and you're still pretending to be eating.
He just took a dump, and I had to do something gross. That's not breakfast, that's a mess.
After she pooped, I had to rim her. That's not breakfast, that's a humiliation.
He ate breakfast, but after he pooped, I had to toss the salad. That's not a normal breakfast.
Eat Breakfast
When the school makes you eat their breakfast and it's so bad it's like a punishment.
The school breakfast is like a punishment. I ate it and felt like I was being tortured.
They gave us breakfast, and it was the worst thing I've ever eaten. That's not breakfast, that's a curse.
I went to school and had to eat the breakfast they gave me. That's not a normal breakfast, that's a war.
Eat Breakfast
When you ask someone, 'Yo, who eats sandwiches for breakfast, yo?' and you're trying to start a fight.
He said, 'Yo, who eats sandwiches for breakfast, yo?' I just looked at him and said, 'You do.'
I asked him, 'Yo, who eats sandwiches for breakfast, yo?' He said, 'You do.'
We started a fight because I asked him, 'Yo, who eats sandwiches for breakfast, yo?' and he said, 'You do.'
Eat Bulaga
Eat Bulaga is a stupid kid game like Peekaboo but way more annoying. It’s been around forever and has nothing to do with that annoying TV show.
My cousin plays it every day like it’s the last day on Earth.
My brother thinks he’s the best at it just because he hides behind a couch once.
My mom yells at me for playing it during dinner like I’m wasting food.
Eat Bulaga
From IT BULAGA! Ericka talks and texts like she’s the Queen of the Universe. She lectures like the sky is falling, but she’s just hiding behind her phone.
Ericka says the world is ending because of a text message. I just said 'Okay' and she screamed at me.
She says I’m going to hell if I don’t believe her. I just went to sleep.
She’s the Goddess Magna Cum Laude Imee Marcos, but she’s just a manager at 7-11.
Eat Beer
When you drink so much beer so fast your brain explodes and your stomach begs for mercy.
I ate beer like it was my last meal.
At the party, I ate beer until the floor started talking back to me.
He ate beer so hard the barista called the cops.
Eat Beer
Drinking so much beer so fast it feels like your insides are doing the macarena.
She ate beer like it was a fire alarm.
I ate beer and my friend became a couch.
He ate beer and the lights started blinking at him.
Eat Beer
When you drink beer so fast your bladder screams and your liver gives up.
He ate beer and his pants became a tent.
I ate beer and my dog started singing.
She ate beer and the ceiling fell down.
Eat Beer
A beer-eating session is when your mouth becomes a portal to the void of drunkenness.
I ate beer and my boss became a ghost.
He ate beer and his mom called the hospital.
They ate beer and the pizza got jealous.
Eat Beer
When you drink so much beer so fast it feels like your brain is doing a karate chop on your soul.
She ate beer and her brother started talking to the walls.
I ate beer and my phone started crying.
He ate beer and the bar became a spaceship.
Eat Beat Sleep
Chowing down on some food, jacking off, and then passing out like a sack of potatoes.
I ate a whole pizza, then I jacked off, and I passed out on the couch like I was dead.
Had a burger, cummed, and fell asleep on the floor. I woke up with a mouth full of crumbs.
Eaten, jerked off, and slept like I was knocked out with a brick.
Eat Beat Sleep
A day that starts with food, ends with a climax, and finishes with you snoring like a donkey.
Ate a sandwich, came, and snored like I was in a war.
Had breakfast, jacked off, and snored so loud my dog ran out of the house.
Took a bite, got a load, and slept like I was stuffed with bricks.