Eat Breakfast
When you're doing something gross after your lover takes a dump and you're still pretending to be eating.
He just took a dump, and I had to do something gross. That's not breakfast, that's a mess.
After she pooped, I had to rim her. That's not breakfast, that's a humiliation.
He ate breakfast, but after he pooped, I had to toss the salad. That's not a normal breakfast.