Eat Breakfast

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A fancy way to say you're jacking off while pretending to eat.

Yo, I just walked in and saw him eating breakfast. He was alone, but I knew he was doing something else.

My roommate said he eats breakfast every morning. I don't believe him. He's probably just jerking off.

She called me for breakfast, but when I got there, she was eating a sandwich and I was eating myself.

When you get your coffee from the Dean and it's so loaded with cum it feels like a breakfast from hell.

The Dean's coffee is so thick with cum it looks like sludge. That's not breakfast, that's a punishment.

He ate breakfast and it came out the other end. That's not a normal breakfast, that's a horror movie.

I think the Dean's breakfast is a trap. He gives you coffee, and then you get used by him.

Eating breakfast on a mirror means you're taking drugs and you're high before you even get out of bed.

He woke up, looked in the mirror, and started eating breakfast. I knew he was high before he even brushed his teeth.

She ate breakfast on a mirror and then asked me if I wanted to take some coicane. I said no, I was already too high.

He had a mirror, a plate, and a sandwich. That's not breakfast, that's a drug deal.

When a fat nerd is sitting there eating breakfast and you just have to call him out for being a fat nerd.

I walked in and saw Finn Murphy eating breakfast. I had to call him a fat nerd. He just laughed and kept eating.

He's the fattest nerd I know, and he eats breakfast like it's a competition.

Finn Murphy walked into the cafeteria and I had to call him a fat nerd eating breakfast. He said I was being rude.

When you're doing something gross after your lover takes a dump and you're still pretending to be eating.

He just took a dump, and I had to do something gross. That's not breakfast, that's a mess.

After she pooped, I had to rim her. That's not breakfast, that's a humiliation.

He ate breakfast, but after he pooped, I had to toss the salad. That's not a normal breakfast.

When the school makes you eat their breakfast and it's so bad it's like a punishment.

The school breakfast is like a punishment. I ate it and felt like I was being tortured.

They gave us breakfast, and it was the worst thing I've ever eaten. That's not breakfast, that's a curse.

I went to school and had to eat the breakfast they gave me. That's not a normal breakfast, that's a war.

When you ask someone, 'Yo, who eats sandwiches for breakfast, yo?' and you're trying to start a fight.

He said, 'Yo, who eats sandwiches for breakfast, yo?' I just looked at him and said, 'You do.'

I asked him, 'Yo, who eats sandwiches for breakfast, yo?' He said, 'You do.'

We started a fight because I asked him, 'Yo, who eats sandwiches for breakfast, yo?' and he said, 'You do.'