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Eat Cow!

When someone is so mad they think they could eat a cow whole and not even blink.

My mom said 'Eat cow!' after I spilled pizza on her new dress.

He yelled 'Eat cow!' when his dog ate his homework.

I said 'Eat cow!' after my brother tried to steal my last candy.

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Eat Couch

You’re slamming your junk into a girl’s face while she’s lying on the couch like a ragdoll.

She said she’d take it slow, then I saw her face on the cushion and I went full animal.

I didn’t even notice the couch until my pants were around my ankles.

Her nose was practically touching the floor and I was still going strong.

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Eat Couch

You’re having sex on the couch and her face is so close to the cushions it’s like she’s eating them.

I told her to move, but she said she was fine. I didn’t believe her until I saw her face in the cushion.

She didn’t even flinch when I leaned over and bit her ear.

She was so into it, she didn’t notice the couch was covered in dog hair.

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Eat Couch

You’re having sex on the couch and her face is in the cushions like she’s choking on them.

She said she was comfortable, but I think she was more comfortable with the couch than with me.

I had to pull her out of the cushion like she was stuck.

She didn’t come out until I told her I was going to take a nap on the floor.

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Eat Club

A place where you can eat whatever you want, as much as you want, without anyone giving you hell about it. No guilt. No shame. Just food and joy.

"I ordered three plates. My friend said, 'You're a legend.'"

"My mom called and asked why I ate a whole cake. I said, 'Because I'm in the Eat Club.'"

"I brought a pizza to the Eat Club. No one asked me to split it."

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Eat Club

The fancy-ass, elitist eating groups at Princeton where rich kids hang out, eat fancy food, and party like they own the place. Some you have to fight for. Others you just walk in.

"I tried to get into the Eat Club. They asked me to do push-ups. I failed. Now I eat cereal for dinner."

"My cousin got into the Eat Club. He now eats gourmet food and thinks he’s better than me."

"I tried to join the Eat Club. They said I was 'too basic.'"

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Eat Club

A group of food lovers who meet up to try weird stuff, eat like it’s their last meal, and make the restaurant owners happy. It’s like a food party but with more meat.

"I joined the Eat Club. Now I eat tacos for breakfast, pizza for lunch, and sushi for dinner."

"The Eat Club tried a new restaurant. We ate so much, the waiter called us 'the food gods.'"

"My friend joined the Eat Club. Now she eats like a horse and still fits in her pants."

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Eat Chicken You're Gay

If you scarf down chicken on October 20th, you're officially labeled a fag. No mercy. No exceptions.

My cousin ate chicken on October 20th and now everyone calls him a fag. He’s stuck with it.

I tried to sneak chicken on October 20th, but my mom called me out. Now I’m a fag for life.

At the party, I ate chicken on October 20th and got roasted like a chicken on a grill.

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Eat Chicken You're Gay

On October 20th, if you chew chicken, you're a gay man. No ifs. No buts. Just farts and fags.

My friend bit into a chicken sandwich on October 20th and now he’s a gay man. It’s official.

I had chicken for lunch on October 20th and now my whole class thinks I’m a fag.

My brother ate chicken on October 20th and now he’s stuck with the gay title for life.

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Eat Chicken You're Gay

If you gobble chicken on October 20th, you’re a gay kid. No arguing. No escaping. You’re just fated.

I ate chicken on October 20th and now I’m a gay kid. I didn’t even want to be.

My mom forced me to eat chicken on October 20th, and now I’m a gay kid. It was the worst.

At the restaurant on October 20th, I ate chicken and now I’m a gay kid. My life is ruined.

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Eat Carpet

When a guy or girl goes down on a lady like she's the last slice of pizza. It’s more popular among lesbian squad members than straight ones. You put her peen in your mouth and suck like a vacuum while flicking your tongue like you're trying to get a brain out of a jar.

My girl said she was gonna eat carpet until her clit screamed for mercy.

He went down on her like she was a cheeseburger and he was hungry.

I asked her if she wanted to eat carpet and she said, 'You know I do.'

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Eat Carpet

A woman who licks another woman's snatch like it’s a free pizza. She doesn’t care if it’s messy or if it smells like feet and onions.

She came in my DMs and said, 'I’m the best at eating carpet.'

My friend’s girlfriend is so good at eating carpet, I think she’s gonna eat it for lunch.

She licked my sister’s snatch like it was a popsicle.

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Eat Carpet

When you tell someone to stop eating carpet because it’s getting too much and you’re getting tired of it.

I told him to stop eating carpet because I was getting dizzy from all the licking.

She said, 'Stop eating carpet, I can’t take it anymore.'

He yelled, 'Stop eating carpet, I'm getting a headache!'

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Eat Carpet

The cramp you get when you’re on the toilet and you bend over so far it feels like you're trying to eat the floor.

I got a cramp so bad from eating carpet, I thought I was gonna die.

She said she got a cramp so bad she thought her butt was gonna fall off.

He was on the toilet and said, 'I got a cramp like I was trying to eat the carpet.'

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Eat Butt

A loud shout you make when you’re so happy you think you might explode.

I just got a 100 on my math test! Eat butt!

When I won the video game, I screamed 'Eat butt!'

My dog brought me a bone, and I yelled 'Eat butt!'

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Eat Butt

Something you do every day, like brushing your teeth, but way more gross and way more fun.

I eat butt every morning before I go to school.

My mom eats butt while she cooks breakfast.

My brother eats butt to get ready for gym class.

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Eat Butt

A way to shut someone up when you don’t know what they’re talking about and you’re too lazy to figure it out.

He said something weird, so I just said 'Eat butt!'

She asked me a question, and I replied with 'Eat butt!'

My teacher asked me to explain my answer, and I said 'Eat butt!'

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Eat Butt

When you literally put your face in someone’s butt and start chomping like a hungry animal.

At the party, I ate butt and everyone laughed.

My friend ate my butt and I screamed.

During lunch, I ate my mom’s butt and got in trouble.

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Eat Butt

A girl who only likes to eat butts of guys, but would never date a guy unless they let her eat their butt.

My cousin is a butt-eater and only dates guys.

She said she’s a butt-eater and I laughed.

My friend’s girlfriend is a butt-eater and I think it’s cool.

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Eat Butt

A way to show you’re really mad, like when someone steals your snack or your best friend.

My brother took my snack, and I yelled 'Eat butt!'

When my best friend left me, I said 'Eat butt!'

I got mad at my teacher and said 'Eat butt!'

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