Eat Carpet

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When a guy or girl goes down on a lady like she's the last slice of pizza. It’s more popular among lesbian squad members than straight ones. You put her peen in your mouth and suck like a vacuum while flicking your tongue like you're trying to get a brain out of a jar.
My girl said she was gonna eat carpet until her clit screamed for mercy.
He went down on her like she was a cheeseburger and he was hungry.
I asked her if she wanted to eat carpet and she said, 'You know I do.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A woman who licks another woman's snatch like it’s a free pizza. She doesn’t care if it’s messy or if it smells like feet and onions.
She came in my DMs and said, 'I’m the best at eating carpet.'
My friend’s girlfriend is so good at eating carpet, I think she’s gonna eat it for lunch.
She licked my sister’s snatch like it was a popsicle.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When you tell someone to stop eating carpet because it’s getting too much and you’re getting tired of it.
I told him to stop eating carpet because I was getting dizzy from all the licking.
She said, 'Stop eating carpet, I can’t take it anymore.'
He yelled, 'Stop eating carpet, I'm getting a headache!'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The cramp you get when you’re on the toilet and you bend over so far it feels like you're trying to eat the floor.
I got a cramp so bad from eating carpet, I thought I was gonna die.
She said she got a cramp so bad she thought her butt was gonna fall off.
He was on the toilet and said, 'I got a cramp like I was trying to eat the carpet.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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