Eat Carpet
A woman who licks another woman's snatch like it’s a free pizza. She doesn’t care if it’s messy or if it smells like feet and onions.
She came in my DMs and said, 'I’m the best at eating carpet.'
My friend’s girlfriend is so good at eating carpet, I think she’s gonna eat it for lunch.
She licked my sister’s snatch like it was a popsicle.