Eat Chicken You're Gay - If you gobble chicken on October 20th, you’re a gay kid. No

If you gobble chicken on October 20th, you’re a gay kid. No arguing. No escaping. You’re just fated.

I ate chicken on October 20th and now I’m a gay kid. I didn’t even want to be.

My mom forced me to eat chicken on October 20th, and now I’m a gay kid. It was the worst.

At the restaurant on October 20th, I ate chicken and now I’m a gay kid. My life is ruined.