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Eat Fast and Skate Ass
A fat person who shoves food down their throat like it’s their last meal and then stumbles around on the rink like they’re drunk on pizza sauce.
I tried to eat 10 slices of pizza in 2 minutes and then fell over while trying to skate. Eat Fast and Skate Ass, baby.
My cousin eats like a horse and skates like a confused turtle. Classic Eat Fast and Skate Ass.
He ate so fast he choked, then tried to skate and looked like a flamingo on ice. Pure genius.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Eat Fast and Skate Ass
When someone stuffs their face so hard they look like a balloon and then waddles around on the ice like they’re trying to escape a meat locker.
I ate a whole burger in 10 seconds and then skated like a confused cow. Eat Fast and Skate Ass, here I come.
My brother gobbled down a plate of spaghetti and then looked like a duck on ice. Eat Fast and Skate Ass, for real.
She ate like she was racing time and then skated like she had lead shoes. Classic Eat Fast and Skate Ass.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Eat Fast and Skate Ass
A person who eats like they’re being chased by a food truck and then skates like they’ve got bricks in their shoes.
I ate so fast I got a brain freeze and then skated like I had bricks in my shoes. Eat Fast and Skate Ass, baby.
He devoured a whole pizza in 30 seconds and then skated like a tired elephant. Eat Fast and Skate Ass, for real.
She ate like she was fighting a food fight and then skated like she was wearing bricks. Classic Eat Fast and Skate Ass.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Eat Donkey
To shove your face into a donkey’s butt and eat it like it’s the last meal on Earth.
I saw my dog eat donkey and he looked like he was trying to survive a nuclear bomb.
My mom eat donkey so hard she got a donkey tooth stuck in her throat.
At the party, my cousin eat donkey and the donkey screamed louder than the DJ.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Eat Donkey
When you’re so full of donkey poop and donkey meat that you’re basically a walking donkey stomach.
My friend eat donkey so much he turned into a donkey and started braying at the bus stop.
I eat donkey and now I dream about donkey guts.
My uncle eat donkey so bad his pants fell off and he had to walk home like a donkey.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Eat Donkey
A moment so funny it makes your brain explode and your donkey laugh comes out of your butt.
When my teacher eat donkey and told a joke about donkey farts, I peed my pants.
My brother eat donkey and started laughing so hard he threw up donkey hair.
At the donkey convention, someone eat donkey and the whole room lost their minds.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Eat Do It
It’s just eating and doing it like you’re on a mission from God
I ate three burgers and still did my homework. Eat do it, baby.
I ate pizza and finished my workout. Eat do it, bro.
I ate a whole cake and still made it to the party. Eat do it, legend.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Eat Do It
You eat like a beast and do it like a champ
I ate like a wolf and ran a mile. Eat do it, man.
I devoured a whole pizza and still won the game. Eat do it, king.
I ate a hot dog and did a push-up. Eat do it, newbie.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Eat Do It
You eat until you’re full and do it until you’re done
I ate until I couldn’t move and finished my test. Eat do it, loser.
I ate a whole cake and finished my chores. Eat do it, queen.
I ate like I was starving and did my job. Eat do it, boss.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Eat Do It
You eat like you’re in a food fight and do it like you’re in a war
I ate like I was fighting a donut and still won the argument. Eat do it, warrior.
I ate like I was in a cafeteria war and finished my math. Eat do it, soldier.
I ate like I was fighting a pizza and still did my homework. Eat do it, fighter.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Eat Do It
You eat like it’s your last meal and do it like it’s your last chance
I ate like I was dying and still finished my project. Eat do it, survivor.
I ate like I had no more food and still ran a mile. Eat do it, hero.
I ate like it was my final meal and still passed the test. Eat do it, legend.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Eat Do It
You eat like you’re in a battle and do it like you’re winning
I ate like I was fighting a burger and won the match. Eat do it, fighter.
I ate like I was in a war and still did my homework. Eat do it, general.
I ate like I was in a food war and still passed the test. Eat do it, king.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Eat Dick
When someone faceplants into dirt so hard it looks like they were trying to dig a hole and failed.
My cousin ate dirt so bad he looked like a failed excavator.
He ran into a tree and ate the ground like it was his last meal.
That kid fell off a cliff and ate a whole hill.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Eat Dick
You shout this when you throw your frisbee and it goes way off course. The ‘Eat’ is loud, the ‘Dick’ is like a squeaky toy.
He threw the disc and screamed ‘EAT DICK’ like he was mad at a squirrel.
I yelled it so loud the whole park heard me.
She screamed it during a game and everyone laughed for five minutes.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Eat Dick
What you call someone who can’t focus and gets distracted by everything, even a fly on their nose.
He got distracted by a fly and forgot the whole test.
She was eating a sandwich and suddenly started talking about her pet goldfish.
He looked up from his phone and forgot what he was doing.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Eat Dick
When you fall so hard it feels like your legs are trying to kick your butt for falling.
He hit the ground so hard his legs went up like he was doing a backflip.
She fell and kicked her legs like she was trying to run.
That guy fell so hard his legs kicked the sky.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Eat Dick
The best phrase in the whole wide world. It’s perfect for any situation. No exceptions.
It’s the best phrase ever and no one can argue.
It’s the ultimate comeback. No one can beat it.
That phrase is fire and it’s the best.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Eat Dick
When you eat a big one and it’s so big it feels like you swallowed a whole cow.
He ate a big one and it was like he swallowed a cow.
She bit into that big one and it was like she was eating a whole animal.
That guy ate a big one and it was like he was being eaten by a cow.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Eat Dick
A rude way to tell someone to shut up when they are being annoying and you’re tired of their nonsense.
He told her to eat dick because she was being annoying.
She screamed it at him when he wouldn’t stop talking.
He yelled it in the middle of a loud room and everyone laughed.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Eat Cow!
A stupid yell Shiny uses to make Earthworm Jim mad and ready to fight like a crazy man.
"Eat cow!" he screamed as he threw a chair at my head.
He yelled 'Eat cow!' right before he bit my face.
He said 'Eat cow!' and then he kicked my ass.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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