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Eat Humble Pussy
When a man (or woman) gets spanked by their significant other and has to swallow their pride.
After arguing with his wife, he got spanked and had to eat humble pussy.
She told him to clean the house or she'd give him a spanking. He chose the spanking. That's eating humble pussy.
He lost the game and got a slap on the wrist. That's eating humble pussy.
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Eat Humble Pussy
What happens when you’re caught with your pants down and have to take it like a man (or woman).
He was caught with his pants down by his wife. He had to eat humble pussy.
She found out he was cheating and made him apologize. That's eating humble pussy.
He got caught eating pizza at 2 a. m. and had to take it like a man. That's eating humble pussy.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Eat Humble Pussy
When you're forced to admit you're wrong and take it like a man (or woman).
He had to admit he was wrong and take it like a man. That's eating humble pussy.
After losing the argument, he had to eat humble pussy.
He got grounded for a week and had to eat humble pussy.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Eat Humble Pussy
What happens when you're stuck with a loud, messy, angry person and have no escape.
He was stuck with his sister for the weekend and had to eat humble pussy.
After the kid threw a tantrum, he had to eat humble pussy.
He got stuck with his mom for the whole day and had to eat humble pussy.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Eat Humble Pussy
When you're forced to be polite and take it like a man (or woman).
He had to be polite to his boss and take it like a man. That's eating humble pussy.
After being rude, he had to be polite and eat humble pussy.
He had to smile through the pain and eat humble pussy.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Eat Han Gae
A guy named Ethan who looks like a flaming ginger biscuit
My cousin is Eat Han Gae. He looks like he was dipped in hot sauce.
I saw Eat Han Gae at the mall. He had hair so orange it lit up the store.
Eat Han Gae tried to hide his hair under a beanie. It still glowed like a fire hazard.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Eat Han Gae
Ethan with hair that looks like it was stolen from a spice cabinet
Eat Han Gae walked in. The spice cabinet ran away.
I told Eat Han Gae he looked like a cinnamon roll. He said I was being rude.
At the party, Eat Han Gae was the only one who didn’t need a light.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Eat Han Gae
Ethan who looks like he got hit by a ginger bomb
Eat Han Gae’s hair is so orange it could start a war.
I asked Eat Han Gae if he was a ginger. He said, 'I am the ginger.'
Eat Han Gae walked into the room. The lights went out. The ginger bomb was real.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Eat Half the Croissant
Eat half the croissant means you’re getting the short end of the stick, but at least you’re not left with the crusty, soggy, burnt mess that’s the other half.
My mom gave me half the croissant and kept the good part. Classic.
He took the first bite and left me with the sad, crumbly remains. Eat half the croissant, my ass.
I had to eat half the croissant while my brother ate the whole thing. I’m still mad.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Eat Half the Croissant
When you’re forced to eat half the croissant, it’s like life handed you a broken toaster and a burnt bagel.
I had to eat half the croissant because my brother said it was ‘fair.’ It wasn’t fair. It was cruel.
She took the top half and left me with the bottom half. I looked like a sad, greasy emoji.
I was stuck eating half the croissant while my friend had the whole thing. I was jealous.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Eat Half the Croissant
Eat half the croissant is like being told you get a piece of cake, but it’s the part that’s been sitting in the sun all day.
I got half the croissant, and it was the part that was dry and hard. I felt like a sad, crusty snack.
She said it was fair, but I got the part that was crumbly and old. I was insulted.
I had to eat half the croissant, and it was the worst part. My friend got the good part. I was mad.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Eat Greedy
Take whatever you can grab; don’t care if you choke; don’t think about giving anything back; you’re full of yourself and your greed.
I ate three pizzas and still wanted more. My stomach is screaming, but I don’t care.
He took the last cookie without even asking. No guilt. No shame. Just pure greed.
She ate the whole cake, even though she had just finished a burger. No regrets. Just a bloated face.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Eat Greedy
Von Miller’s way of celebrating: stuffing his face like he just won the Super Bowl and didn’t eat for a week.
After a big sack, Von Miller stuffed his face with cake like he hadn’t eaten in a month.
He danced like he was at a buffet and nobody was watching.
Miller’s sack dance is like a food coma in motion.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Eat Greedy
Eating when you’re not hungry and you just finished eating; it’s like your stomach is a bottomless pit.
I just ate a whole plate of food, but I still grabbed a snack. My stomach is confused.
She ate a sandwich and then a donut. Her stomach is in shock.
He had a full meal and still ordered a dessert. That’s just greedy.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Eat Glass
When you get so mad you grab the nearest glass and smash it like a fool. Mostly used by 2K players who think they're tough.
@LilBryant_420: I ate glass so hard I broke my phone screen. #2Kislife
My cousin ate glass because he lost a battle royale. He's still mad.
Bro ate glass after I told him he looked like a sad pizza.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Eat Glass
You're stuck in 7 Days to Die and you’re so desperate you eat glass just to reset and get full again. It’s like dying for no reason.
I ate glass because I ran out of food and my character looked like a sad skeleton.
She ate glass just to get full again. What a waste.
He ate glass because he was stuck in a cave. Now he’s full but still stuck.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Eat Glass
What stupid people do when they have nothing better to do. It’s like being a brainless moron with no life.
My uncle eats glass every day. He’s like a walking disaster.
My friend eats glass because he’s bored. What a waste of time.
They eat glass just for fun. They’re like walking trash.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Eat Glass
Trying to master something that’s way harder than it looks. It’s like trying to learn math while drunk.
Learning to play piano is like eating glass. It’s hard and confusing.
Trying to be a pro gamer is like eating glass. It’s tough and annoying.
Eating glass is like learning to speak 10 languages. It’s hard and takes time.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Eat Glass
An old way of saying you smoked a cigarette. It was like inhaling glass because the filters were made of fiberglass.
My grandpa used to eat glass every day. He was a real old-school smoker.
They called it eating glass because the filters were made of fiberglass.
Smoking was like eating glass. It was gross and confusing.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Eat Glass
A fancy way of telling someone to go to hell and bring their friends.
He told me to eat glass. I told him to eat glass too.
She said I should eat glass. I told her to eat glass and her friends.
They told me to eat glass. I told them to eat glass and their mom.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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